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'offing' oneself rather than go to prison! (like the poor, dead, dc madam!!)
this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!
this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!
i'm cage allergic! i don't do cages!!
they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!
they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!
by michael foolsley February 23, 2010
Get the cage allergic mug.pick ones' nose -this is an activity that is apparently as horrifying as defecating, peeing, or baring 'prime parts' in public!!
on the seinfeld show, jerry gets 'burned' by some 'babe' because of a 'pick' appearing nose scratch
on the seinfeld show, jerry gets 'burned' by some 'babe' because of a 'pick' appearing nose scratch
i need to work my snot, but i definitely don't want to get caught!!
if she sees me working my snot, it'll be all over......
i watched her work her snot while driving!!
if she sees me working my snot, it'll be all over......
i watched her work her snot while driving!!
by michael foolsley March 6, 2010
Get the work my snot mug.i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the set myself alight mug.physical attributes of a human-
well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states
well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states
damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!
i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!
he HAS to be gay!
i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!
he HAS to be gay!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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Get the richard anbles mug.switching sock with a hole to the other foot, where it will be in a different spot. in 'ancient' times socks would be 'darned', sewn and/or repaired. now that we have a 'disposable' society, one simply throws the offending sock in the "gobbige" can. (or rag bag!)
sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...
sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
Get the sock hole shift mug.golf partner of the "fiery furnace" !! (where you 'burn' for ALL ETERNITY !! correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't fire CONSUME things ??) i assume in the frosty freezer , one wouldn't be 'consumed' from hypothermia, one would just be COLD all the time! -perhaps "de debbil" also manufactures the truth, like the "teflon don" !!
you don't BELIEVE ?? you're going straight to the frosty freezer !!
those lesbians sent john to the frosty freezer !!
those lesbians sent john to the frosty freezer !!
by michael foolsley March 7, 2022
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