mess in my rump

defecation of the particularly messy variety; a 'bad dung'
just blew a 'bad dung', now i've got a mess in my rump!
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
mugGet the mess in my rumpmug.

sonic pollution

noise pollution of all forms; from your townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer, to the car beside you at the stop light ('the thumping kind') blasting you you with their "soul" sounds, and 500W system in a broom closet space! (thanks for sharing!!)

no different than flipping your cigarette out the car window! or willy-nilly dumping of your trash!! blind, ignorant, usage of other peoples' spaces for a 'toilet'!!

supposedly in manhattan new york, one can get a ticket for being too loud!! BRAVO TO THEM!!
sonic pollution had me making a beeline for the bucolic!

those proponents of sonic pollution can suckle my flabby old ass!

sonic pollution can be addressed by the local environmental protective agents, this includes barking dogs!!
by michael foolsley September 15, 2012
mugGet the sonic pollutionmug.

equine faced

horse faced, having a long face somewhat similar to that of a horse
dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!

john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
by michael foolsley September 05, 2013
mugGet the equine facedmug.

drink my puke

another way of saying 'go fuck yourself' while indicating the individual might be 'making you sick' as well!!
lick my flabby ass after i shit bitch!! DRINK MY PUKE!!

you can DRINK MY PUKE!! you piece of shit!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
mugGet the drink my pukemug.

frosty freezer

golf partner of the "fiery furnace" !! (where you 'burn' for ALL ETERNITY !! correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't fire CONSUME things ??) i assume in the frosty freezer , one wouldn't be 'consumed' from hypothermia, one would just be COLD all the time! -perhaps "de debbil" also manufactures the truth, like the "teflon don" !!
you don't BELIEVE ?? you're going straight to the frosty freezer !!

those lesbians sent john to the frosty freezer !!
by michael foolsley March 07, 2022
mugGet the frosty freezermug.

richard anbles

dick and balls -good 'mike hunt' style fake name
haywood jablome emailed, mike hunt, mike ondombroke and richard anbles
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
mugGet the richard anblesmug.

sock hole shift

switching sock with a hole to the other foot, where it will be in a different spot. in 'ancient' times socks would be 'darned', sewn and/or repaired. now that we have a 'disposable' society, one simply throws the offending sock in the "gobbige" can. (or rag bag!)

sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...
john had a toe poking through a sock hole, time to sock hole shift; he thought!
by michael foolsley January 08, 2010
mugGet the sock hole shiftmug.