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a person who manufactures the truth (donald trump ??)
a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!
a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!
the police finally caged bubba up for being the little boy who cried wolf
he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!
he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!
by michael foolsley March 7, 2022
Get the little boy who cried wolf mug.let's go to the pickup bar , i need to find a manufacturing facility !
there's ONLY eight billion people !! , NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH HUMANS !!
i like to "pump slop" , but in a manufacturing facility, appears to be UNWISE !
societal law (AND the CHURCH!) states: YOU (the male) MUST PUMP SLOP IN A manufacturing facility !!
manufacturing facility was NOT published ! , i went out to seek same !!
there's ONLY eight billion people !! , NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH HUMANS !!
i like to "pump slop" , but in a manufacturing facility, appears to be UNWISE !
societal law (AND the CHURCH!) states: YOU (the male) MUST PUMP SLOP IN A manufacturing facility !!
manufacturing facility was NOT published ! , i went out to seek same !!
by michael foolsley March 10, 2023
Get the manufacturing facility mug.or; mud ice ! some late winter early spring terrain (usually sloped/angled) having both the slippery characteristics
of BOTH ! , but unable to make up it's mind if it is mid , OR ice ! , and exhibiting the characteristics of BOTH !!
commonly found by an UNLUCKY/unwary human in temp. just above 32° , -stuff is TREACHEROUS !! , out to put a human DOWN !!
of BOTH ! , but unable to make up it's mind if it is mid , OR ice ! , and exhibiting the characteristics of BOTH !!
commonly found by an UNLUCKY/unwary human in temp. just above 32° , -stuff is TREACHEROUS !! , out to put a human DOWN !!
jim: what's wrong with your leg ?? aj: i slipped on some f**kng mudice, and sprained my KNEE !
my "party doll" took a tumble on some mudice, in a CAST now !!
gosh darned if she didn't just hurt herself on some mudice !
my "party doll" took a tumble on some mudice, in a CAST now !!
gosh darned if she didn't just hurt herself on some mudice !
by michael foolsley March 20, 2023
Get the mudice mug.same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !
an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !
an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)
i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !
food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!
ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!
ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"
by michael foolsley January 21, 2023
Get the food porn tv mug.the 'religion' that worships PETROLEUM and the internal combustion engine
-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
john: got me a new stinkmobile ! ace: joined the petros, did you ??
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
by michael foolsley February 15, 2023
Get the petros mug.the "act" of helping the male remove it's DNA containing fluid , driving it absolutely CRAZY!
the fluid with a resemblance to pus from an infection , and taking an EXTREME toll on the sanity of the male!
draining an infection always proves therapeutic and healthy! unfortunately, the physical equipment the female possesses in difficult to synthesize !!
the fluid with a resemblance to pus from an infection , and taking an EXTREME toll on the sanity of the male!
draining an infection always proves therapeutic and healthy! unfortunately, the physical equipment the female possesses in difficult to synthesize !!
she was enthusiastically trying to grind the poison out of him
she ground the poison out of him
that bird looks like an earthy 'agent' of poison grinding!
grind the poison was NOT PUBLISHED! , so i went off to try and GRIND THE POISON out of myself , by simulation of "coochie"
she ground the poison out of him
that bird looks like an earthy 'agent' of poison grinding!
grind the poison was NOT PUBLISHED! , so i went off to try and GRIND THE POISON out of myself , by simulation of "coochie"
by michael foolsley April 17, 2024
Get the grind the poison mug.those in the death business...undertakers, funeral homes, or perhaps M.E. pathologist, , e.t.c.
those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !
those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !
i've got the reaper stalking me, and the slabbers drooling !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !
that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !
that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !
by michael foolsley March 16, 2024
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