michael foolsley's definitions

get moist

female equivalent of getting a 'boner'

i saw his harley and got moist

i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!

the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!

rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!

by michael foolsley March 1, 2010

traveled to rio

diarrhea

jesus christ, dude! what smells so bad? -i just traveled to rio!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

skin vulture

the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj

those skin vultures are very often latino.

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

busy day doing nothing

industrial usage of leisure time, doing nothing with vigor!
extreme laziness!!

doing nothing that will improve ones' lot in any way, financially or strategically.

usually, i would have to rush off to "prepare for battle" (get ready for work) -now i'm going to have a busy day doing nothing!!

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

richard anbles

dick and balls -good 'mike hunt' style fake name

haywood jablome emailed, mike hunt, mike ondombroke and richard anbles

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

sock hole shift

switching sock with a hole to the other foot, where it will be in a different spot. in 'ancient' times socks would be 'darned', sewn and/or repaired. now that we have a 'disposable' society, one simply throws the offending sock in the "gobbige" can. (or rag bag!)

sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...

john had a toe poking through a sock hole, time to sock hole shift; he thought!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

frosty freezer

golf partner of the "fiery furnace" !! (where you 'burn' for ALL ETERNITY !! correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't fire CONSUME things ??) i assume in the frosty freezer , one wouldn't be 'consumed' from hypothermia, one would just be COLD all the time! -perhaps "de debbil" also manufactures the truth, like the "teflon don" !!

you don't BELIEVE ?? you're going straight to the frosty freezer !!

those lesbians sent john to the frosty freezer !!

by michael foolsley March 7, 2022