2 definitions by michael Angelo 6
you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.
by michael Angelo 6 December 2, 2006
when two people are having sex the male gets an empty pop bottle and puts it on his dick (if it fits). Then he dumps big loads of sperm into the bottle until its full ( if you cant fill the whole thing add some water or milk).Then you add salt and viniger and quickly close the bottle. Aim it at the females tits and it will explode and she will be covered in sperm. that is how u do the Dirty bottle
by michael Angelo 6 December 17, 2006