new jesus

new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!
here comes judy with her brand new jesus!

steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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power it down

super toilet (on steroids) that suck down the waste without an argument
i've got to cut me a flop, but i'm going to 'choke it back' till i get to work where i can power it down!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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lesser-god stumble

watching the 'high and mighty' take a 'tumble', falling prey to their more 'base' instincts. (I LOVE IT!!)

those who would 'preach' morality, 'right and wrong', christianity, conservatism, abstinence, e.t.c.; to YOU!- falling on THEIR fucking face!!
the politician put a 'hot load' in his mistress, and DANG! if it didn't 'take'!! -what a lesser-god stumble!

i love the lesser-god stumble of the ''hot shit" holier-than-thou, ending up just a "cold-turd"

the priest was found nude with a ten year old boy!, a true lesser-god stumble!
by michael foolsley May 20, 2011
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power wash

taking a shower immediately upon 'giving birth' to a particularly messy 'def'
shit! this def left a terrible mess in my rump (such a silly word!) i'm going to have to power wash!

power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!

upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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tense fit

second skin fitting, 'super-slim' fitting jeans for emaciated, daccau, anorexic types...polar opposite of 'relaxed fit'
super model jane went shopping for some tense fit jeans

i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!
by michael foolsley March 03, 2012
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mind went blank

primary mental focus on temporary 'holiday'. one has to switch to secondary focus mode until primary focus mode returns. (similar to 'mental neutral')
i was going to do something, but my stupid mind went blank
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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sideballs

nice, moderate sized, spherical mammary glands situated far apart from each other off to the side.-somewhat odd looking!
her sideballs inspired a desire for me to 'be her braw', from behind

those sideballs looked nice from behind, but not so nice from the front!

she had some really nice sideballs!
by michael foolsley December 12, 2011
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