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667 definitions by michael foolsley

valentines day soloist -ie: no 'meat to eat' (unisex) single, 'struck out', 'burning in hell'!
all these jewelery ads are annoying me, i'm going to have a vegetarian valentines day!!

judy was expecting a vegetarian valentines day!!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'

that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
sparkly eyed -bright clear wide eyes that are light in color not brown! almost always women! -the snake-eye look that many people have from having close set, dark eyes doesn't apply here! (in the 'fresh faced' family)
juliana was seriously sparkly eyed! any sane person would want sex with her!

rosanna was so sparkly eyed and fresh faced, that she made me appear less of a piece of shit when hanging with her!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
long time at a traffic light!
at that 'evil' light, i looked at the neighboring driver and saw a skin covered skeleton behind the wheel!!l
by michael foolsley January 04, 2010
get something away from you; out of your sight

-the concept of "disposable" is a gray area! when an item exhausts its' 'working life', it becomes "disposable"!! ie: it can no longer perform the 'work' it was intended to perform. it can (and MAY) still exist for all eternity!!, but has become a non-entity to you! -the $64,000 question is WHERE it is "disposed" TO!!

some items are designed specifically to be "disposable"!!??
i don't envy those 'mopping up' years down the line, when i'm 'stone dead' and 'space' is replaced by bodies and "disposable" items -i guess they'll blast all this crap into 'space'
john finished with the jenkins girl and she became disposable.
i threw my "disposable" razor into the garbage can.
all my disposable 'ravings' have become tiresome! lets' go 'conservative', or get 'fucked up'! (preferably the latter!!)
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
a one finger salute from a marylander who spent five years living in new jersey. nothing (and/or no one) takes more undeserved abuse than new jersey!! -i found many, many, beautiful places and great people!, -very few guidos!! folks were largely really nice to me!! -let me cordially invite those who think jersey is a shit-hole, to go have sex with themselves!!
rolled down RT95 and saw a shit-pit, jersey the toilet!

lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!

very few things piss me off like people ragging on new

jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
non-worship of body fat
hey john, look at those two! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
that is one hot human! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009