michaeL's definitions

green apples squrits

very very bad shits.

I ate that old whip cream and it gave me the green apples.
I had the green apple squrits i didnt make it to the the rest room so i shit in the bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks

a boy with finges, spastic

by Michael March 19, 2005

Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams

Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.

No, I am sorry you may not look at Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams.

by Michael February 13, 2005

Invalidcookie

invalidcookie is something that is Annoying and sometimes helpful to otheres around him/her he can be Friendly in part of the day, and an asshole at other times of the day.

Hacker Hans Gruber , Invalidcookie , invalid , cookie , Worthless , shithead

by Michael February 10, 2005

Gnopix

The ultimate slur. Can be used in place of any insult.

"Screw you, gnopix."
"Stupid gnopix ruin everything."

by Michael August 7, 2003

fagor

The art of being a complete dumbass while being ignorant of the fact that you are a dumbass.

I can't believe what Kenny just did, what a fagor!

by Michael September 25, 2003

George Bush

An experiment in artificial stupidity

Fool me once shame on, shame on you
Fool me twice you can't get fooled again.

by Michael October 7, 2004