| 1. | Sesquipedalophobia | ||
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Fear of long words. Imagine the diagonosis...:
Doctor: Well son, we found out what you have... Patient: Yes, doctor? Doctor: You have Sesquipedalophobia. Patient: Holy shit! That's a long ass word! I'm fucking scared and I'm going to go kill myself! Doctor: Damn, I can NEVER get thru that damn diagonosis with ANYBODY. SHIT! |
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| 2. | Sesquipedalophobia | ||
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A better way of saying Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. Patient: Give me the diagnosis...
Doctor: There are two ways of saying this, but your not gonna like either of them! Patient: I'm ready... Doctor: you have Sesquipedalophobia... Patient: DAMN!!!! Thats crazy! Get away from me!!! Say the other one, QUICK! Doctor: you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia..... Patient: *dies* |
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