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Man who is named Alberto, this is a rare kind of species which is only seen in portions of South North America and rarely in North North America, born 20,000 years ago, Alberto´s (or Albertoes/Alberto´es) were almost completely obliterated from this Earth, by the USA, the USA government tried to make all Alberto´es go extinct, thankfully they didnt
Alberto: Hello
Man: h
by mexicantoilet December 9, 2020
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It has 2 meanings

1.a large cup, usually cylindrical with a handle.
2.The thing Urban Dictionary wants you to buy at all times
Man: what does the word "dick" mean?
Urban dictionary: a penis, also, I see that you are a 9 year old child who asked this question because his older cousin told him this word, who still lives with his parents and grandparents, DO YOU WANT A "DICK MUG FOR YOUR AUNT MELISSA???!?!! WHICH IS CURRENTLY DYING FROM LEUKEMIA????
by mexicantoilet February 5, 2021
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JOSe Mendez: hey step bro where is Juan Mendez

Step Bro Mendez: I dont know Jose Mendez aka my step bro???!!!
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1. article of clothing worn about the neck for warmth
2. Thing urbandictionary wants you to buy along with a mug
Mike, 10 years old: What does "sex" mean?
Urbandictionary: sexual intercourse, by the way, Do you want a neck gaiter and mug of the word Sex to your dying beloved grandma named vanessa?
by mexicantoilet February 5, 2021
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