metallkidd93's definitions

paralyzer

When a girl looks so good, that you feel paralyzed. Comes from the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.

WTF is with the other definitions for paralyzer?!

by metallkidd93 March 9, 2008

jamal crawford

The only Knick I would trust with the ball, in the 4th quarter...

"Knicks are trailing 88 to 90 with 10 seconds to go!"

"Nate Robinson puts up the three! Ohhh, missed badly..."

Damn, should have gave the ball to Jamal Crawford.

by metallkidd93 March 25, 2008

eduardo da silva

A football (soccer) player for the English Premier League team, Arsenal.

On February 23, 2008, he suffered a season ending double compound fracture. He will miss the rest of the season, and had to be taken of on a stretcher.

If I every see that Martin Taylor.... ohhh booyyyy!!!!

I'm gunna open up a can of woop ass!!

Eduardo Da Silva will be back.

by metallkidd93 February 24, 2008

obama girl

One of the many reasons why I'm going to vote for Barack Obama for President.

Amber Lee Ettinger aka Obama Girl has got a crush on Obama, but I have a crush on her and her beautiful ass! Ahem... I mean assets*

by metallkidd93 March 27, 2008

50 first dates

A romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.

Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore have awesome chemistry in this movie!

I watched 50 first dates. I watched it 6 more times after that.

Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.

Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts.

by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008

taco taster

Noun : When a person, usually a male, gets on his knees and licks the taco!

I am a taco taster, and I want to eat Beyonce's + Rihanna's + Leona Lewis' tacos!

by metallkidd93 March 20, 2008

MAD tv

Funny version of SNL. It MAD tv has some of the best comedians. Some of these guys include Frank Caliendo, Bobby Lee, Aries Spears, Michael McDonald, and many others... Probably one of the best shows on Comedy Central, excluding South Park.

Haha, MAD tv is soooo funny. I just "Trapped in the Cupboard" a parody of R. Kelly's "Trapped in a Closet".

by metallkidd93 January 13, 2008