I watched 50 first dates. I watched it 6 more times after that.
Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.
Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts.
Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.
Bristol Palin, your mom is a VPILF.
An acronym for Bulletproof vest.
I tried to shoot at Soulja Boy, but he was wearing a bpv.
A football (soccer) player for the English Premier League team, Arsenal.
On February 23, 2008, he suffered a season ending double compound fracture. He will miss the rest of the season, and had to be taken of on a stretcher.
If I every see that Martin Taylor.... ohhh booyyyy!!!!
I'm gunna open up a
can of woop ass
Eduardo Da Silva will be back.
The Dirty Bubble is EVIL!!!!
When a girl looks so good, that you feel paralyzed. Comes from the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.
WTF is with the other definitions for paralyzer?!
A restaurant full of little mini burgers.
Burger Shack Employee - Just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers, with those little itty bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me wanna burn this motherfucker down. Come on Pookie lets burn this MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!!
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