5 definitions by memes124
A man who is desperate and obsessed for women even if they are a bad person or after they have already expressed their disinterest in him. However, unlike a simp, he wont do everything for her.
Example 1: a simp will buy a $3000 dollar ring to appease his crush.
However protosimp wants to appease his crush, but realizes $3000 is kind of a stupid amount of money. He opts for a $200 ring instead.
Example 2: A simp is submissive and obsesses over a girl even after she treats him like dirt or keeps telling him she isn’t interested. He will buy her Dunkins everyday with his own money and she won’t even say thanks.
A protosimp is still stupidly obsessed with his crush, however, he understands buying his crush Dunkins everyday with his own money isn’t really worth the time—unless his crush provided him with money he may decide to pick it up for her.
Example 1: a simp will buy a $3000 dollar ring to appease his crush.
However protosimp wants to appease his crush, but realizes $3000 is kind of a stupid amount of money. He opts for a $200 ring instead.
Example 2: A simp is submissive and obsesses over a girl even after she treats him like dirt or keeps telling him she isn’t interested. He will buy her Dunkins everyday with his own money and she won’t even say thanks.
A protosimp is still stupidly obsessed with his crush, however, he understands buying his crush Dunkins everyday with his own money isn’t really worth the time—unless his crush provided him with money he may decide to pick it up for her.
by memes124 February 5, 2021
MathBrainToo is one of the best minecraft players in planet Canada. He has a thorough understanding of Minecraft glitches, exploits, mechanics, and survival gameplay. That was true, until he wasn’t the greatest player anymore. A fallen hero only known by an old legend returned, the ultimate and mythical MathBrainOne. According to MathBrainOne, MathBrainToo was jealous of the skills of MathBrainOne, so he attempted to take him down, but failed.
by memes124 April 3, 2021
He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.
Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.
3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.
3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe
“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
by memes124 April 7, 2021
A man which is a literal god in the Coleious Davious religion. He knows everything, and is also everything. Why is he a god? Because he said so. And whatever our god Coleious Davious says, is spiritual law.
He could also totally beat Zeus in a fight.
He could also totally beat Zeus in a fight.
by memes124 April 5, 2021
He was the ultimate Minecraft player in legend. He had an extremely thorough understanding and knowledge of many glitches, exploits, strategies, mechanics, etc. Even ones kept secret that the best minecraft players don’t even know.
However, MathBrainOne was only a legend. We do not know when, or if, he first appeared and when he left. According to MathBrainToo, he appeared sometime around 2012 and disappeared around 2015. MathbrainToo is MathBrainOne’s successor and is the only one who can actually confirm MathBrainOne’s existence.
Well, that was until recently. What was just a legend passed down by a possible successor was in fact true. The mythical MathBrainOne made his eventual return in March of 2021. According to MathBrainOne, MathBrainToo was jealous of his extreme skill that he tried to take him out, and thought he pulled it off. But we now know that clearly failed.
They are due for a battle to the death to assert their dominance.
However, MathBrainOne was only a legend. We do not know when, or if, he first appeared and when he left. According to MathBrainToo, he appeared sometime around 2012 and disappeared around 2015. MathbrainToo is MathBrainOne’s successor and is the only one who can actually confirm MathBrainOne’s existence.
Well, that was until recently. What was just a legend passed down by a possible successor was in fact true. The mythical MathBrainOne made his eventual return in March of 2021. According to MathBrainOne, MathBrainToo was jealous of his extreme skill that he tried to take him out, and thought he pulled it off. But we now know that clearly failed.
They are due for a battle to the death to assert their dominance.
by memes124 April 3, 2021