2 definitions by melonn

Top Definition
A college student who barely lives off campus and still uses the excuse of being a commuter when he or she is late.
"What the fuck man, you're 45 minutes late!"
"Hey chill out! I'm a commuter, remember? Traffic was crazy."
"You live just around the corner, you fauxmuter!"
by Melonn November 13, 2013
Pure scruffs who live in skips and who steal sandwiches from greggs.
chazzer:OMG look its the Skip Twins!

megan:hahahahaha look at them going to shoe market

chazzer:pure scruffs
megan:yeahh bitchface!!!!!
by melonn May 24, 2010

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