2 definitions by melonn
A college student who barely lives off campus and still uses the excuse of being a commuter when he or she is late.
"What the fuck man, you're 45 minutes late!"
"Hey chill out! I'm a commuter, remember? Traffic was crazy."
"You live just around the corner, you fauxmuter!"
"Hey chill out! I'm a commuter, remember? Traffic was crazy."
"You live just around the corner, you fauxmuter!"
by melonn November 13, 2013
chazzer:OMG look its the Skip Twins!
megan:hahahahaha look at them going to shoe market
chazzer:pure scruffs
megan:yeahh bitchface!!!!!
megan:hahahahaha look at them going to shoe market
chazzer:pure scruffs
megan:yeahh bitchface!!!!!
by melonn May 24, 2010