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1 definition by meleva

 
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chuck norris is a indistructabale crime fightinng sex machine.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits
by meleva June 14, 2006