3 definitions by mel that big boy
3 years of hell (sometimes maybe two or four).
let me just list em:
1. Snitches patrol the whole campus
2. empty nicotine juice bottles everywhere
3. You get in trouble for bull shit
4. Test scores are easily messed up
5. Teachers have favorites
6. Lunch is a fucking rip off
7. 6th graders start to flirt with 8th graders (mostly 6th grade hoes)
8. Annoying "popular" group of people that always climb on top of each other to feel good, when they still feel like shit
9. Un-developed losers that haven't even hit puberty, yet tease you for being flat
10. Bunch of people go through the emo phase (trust me, it's real)
11. Teachers have no mercy
12. The school bus is full of ass farts
13. Boys get fuck boy hair styles over the summer
14. PE sucks
15. Parents overreact on your grades
Enjoy!
let me just list em:
1. Snitches patrol the whole campus
2. empty nicotine juice bottles everywhere
3. You get in trouble for bull shit
4. Test scores are easily messed up
5. Teachers have favorites
6. Lunch is a fucking rip off
7. 6th graders start to flirt with 8th graders (mostly 6th grade hoes)
8. Annoying "popular" group of people that always climb on top of each other to feel good, when they still feel like shit
9. Un-developed losers that haven't even hit puberty, yet tease you for being flat
10. Bunch of people go through the emo phase (trust me, it's real)
11. Teachers have no mercy
12. The school bus is full of ass farts
13. Boys get fuck boy hair styles over the summer
14. PE sucks
15. Parents overreact on your grades
Enjoy!
Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i am never gonna swear, i will also be myself for middle school."
8th grader: "shut your bubble gum dum dum lookin ass the fuck up."
8th grader: "shut your bubble gum dum dum lookin ass the fuck up."
by mel that big boy June 28, 2019
3 years that waste your childhood (maybe 2 or 4).
Pretty simple. Here it is:
1. Snitches patrol the campus
2. Test scores get really messed up
3. Teachers have favorites
4. Everyone is fake at some point
5. Lunch is a rip-off
6. Boys get fuck boy hair styles during the summer
7. 85% of the girls are hoes
8. Empty nicotine bottles everywhere
9. Teachers have no mercy
10. The school bus smells like ass farts
11. Noon duties during lunch are just old grumpy men/woman in their late 50's jealous that middle schoolers are young, so they don't let you do anything at lunch except sit and eat shit.
12. 6th graders are annoying (most of them)
13. There's a fortnite club
14. You get in trouble for bull shit
15. Parents overreact about your grades, then they send you to summer school
Enjoy!
Pretty simple. Here it is:
1. Snitches patrol the campus
2. Test scores get really messed up
3. Teachers have favorites
4. Everyone is fake at some point
5. Lunch is a rip-off
6. Boys get fuck boy hair styles during the summer
7. 85% of the girls are hoes
8. Empty nicotine bottles everywhere
9. Teachers have no mercy
10. The school bus smells like ass farts
11. Noon duties during lunch are just old grumpy men/woman in their late 50's jealous that middle schoolers are young, so they don't let you do anything at lunch except sit and eat shit.
12. 6th graders are annoying (most of them)
13. There's a fortnite club
14. You get in trouble for bull shit
15. Parents overreact about your grades, then they send you to summer school
Enjoy!
Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i will never cuss or swear in my life ever. i will be myself, and not care what anyone thinks. my, i'm so excited to go to middle school!"
8th grader: "shut the fuck up."
8th grader: "shut the fuck up."
by mel that big boy June 28, 2019
A basic girl who thinks they're the shit. Often owns some checkered vans, listens to probably the most popular singer/rapper/songwritter, has over 100 followers on Tik Tok, simply thinks they're "not like other girls", most likely has a thing with seniors.
"Oh my gawd, like BECKY. Did you see the new Starbucks drink? We should totally go to Starbucks after school! We are definitely not like other white girls."
by mel that big boy June 3, 2019