megnao flimpis's definitions

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

waimanalo

A commune on the island of Oahu where diversity and harmony prevail.

I would feel entirely safe as a missionary strolling through Waimanalo or Nanakuli with $100 dollar bills pinned to my "CAPTAIN COOK RULES!" T-shirt whilst preaching the gospel to the simple natives.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

nowt

ASAP, soonest.

Gimme that moonpie nowt!

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

gnude

Aussie slang on a clothing optional beach.

G'day, mate...any g'nude sheila's to root for?

by megnao flimpis July 25, 2003

arse candle

A turd passed after swallowing a string.

I passed a wick-ed arse candle.

by megnao flimpis August 14, 2003

polychlorinatedbiphenols

PCB, a carcinogenic chemical that can cause genetic mutations.

Yo, Bubba...yo mamma aroun' a buncha polychlorinatedbiphenols in her third trimester befo' you was born?

by megnao flimpis July 6, 2003

klugle

A rank in the KKK above kleagle, klondyke and kornhole but below kretin.

Jerrol had hit the glass ceiling and knew he'd never rise above the rank of klugle because years ago he'd served Nathan's Kosher Hotdogs at the Klan wienie roast, never having quite mastered the art of reading.

by megnao flimpis July 21, 2003