megnao flimpis's definitions

bizongy

Rancid.

Yo, bizongy breath.

by megnao flimpis July 12, 2003

mumbo

An adjective modifier for the noun "jumbo".

All I got from the car dealer was some mumbo jumbo about the warranty...sounded like BS to me.

by megnao flimpis July 31, 2003

plan 9

Democratic party's campaign stategy for the 2004 election.

Plan 9 calls for all 9 Presidential candidates to run as co-presidents, each to share the presidency when elected. Plan 9 also included better lawyers and friendlier judges to insure that constitutional purists anti-chadists were thwarted this time.

by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

shiznay

Proto-Pig-Latin for shiz.

Utwhey isnay shiznay?

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

wienie wagger

A bet concerning one's private parts.

Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

Defcon

A hiphop or rap gansta with a prison record.

Fittycent was a defcon...he done time for shoplifting a Cuisinart.

by megnao flimpis July 20, 2003

klugle

A rank in the KKK above kleagle, klondyke and kornhole but below kretin.

Jerrol had hit the glass ceiling and knew he'd never rise above the rank of klugle because years ago he'd served Nathan's Kosher Hotdogs at the Klan wienie roast, never having quite mastered the art of reading.

by megnao flimpis July 21, 2003