megnao flimpis's definitions

Weltangschlong

See: weltanschlong not weltangschlong (sic).

Bubba regarded his global size morning erection with awe and lightheadedness..."That is some kind of weltanschlong", he mused.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

laho

A possible variation of the Hawaiian word "malo", which means loincloth.

Whaddup wid da laho breath, okole-munch?

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

soup sandwich

Something or someone as screwed up as a mashed potato sandwich.

Pearlene was a good looking woman but had the personality and disposition of a soup sandwich...Bubba, in a rare moment of wisdom, decided on celibacy tonight.

by megnao flimpis August 19, 2003

weltanschlong

Spelled without a "g", this word means Global size Penis.

I got your hairy weltanschlong hanging, Harry.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

Accordian

A musical instrument. Along with tapdancing lessons, accordian lessons are responsible for baby boomers raised in the 1950's being large consumers of prozac and psychotherapy.

Gacy, Bundy and Idi Amin all played the accordian and coincidentally they listed "Lady of Spain" as their favorite song.

by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

denozen

A Bhuddist dwelling dweller or dwelling.

Priscilla accepted Bhudda as her personal Lord and Saviour and became a denozen of the Nicherin denozen.

by megnao flimpis July 24, 2003

pottymouth

Speech characterized by inadvertant rude and vulgar words. Pottymouth can be learned from poor parental example, peers or prolonged military service.

LT Flashman will never rise above his station....he is a pottymouth....he used to be an enlisted man, you know?

by megnao flimpis July 6, 2003