megnao flimpis's definitions

nilpferd

German/English slang for Horse's ass. (pferd=horse, nil=zero/"O")

Bubba wasn't sure how he felt about Rodney calling him a nilpferd, so he hurt him real bad.

by megnao flimpis July 28, 2003

jo

Short for "jo mama" (yo mama)

(Shift supervisor): "Mr. Ferndock, you are doubtless the most inept employee this fast food franchise has ever had the misfortune to link its good name to." (Assistant fry chef): "Jo!"

by megnao flimpis July 11, 2003

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

waimanalo

A commune on the island of Oahu where diversity and harmony prevail.

I would feel entirely safe as a missionary strolling through Waimanalo or Nanakuli with $100 dollar bills pinned to my "CAPTAIN COOK RULES!" T-shirt whilst preaching the gospel to the simple natives.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

arse candle

A turd passed after swallowing a string.

I passed a wick-ed arse candle.

by megnao flimpis August 14, 2003

nowt

ASAP, soonest.

Gimme that moonpie nowt!

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

dog poop

A Weltanschauung characterized by angst.

"Fuck me to tears", said Leroy, for his whole worldview was nothing but dog poop.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003