megnao flimpis's definitions

Woodrow

An erection, derived from woody. Woodrow denote class and elegance in this particular kind of tumescence.

I recall Princess Di with fondness, she always gave me a woodrow.

by megnao flimpis July 6, 2003

infeminate

Womanly in manner or looks.

Vice Klugle Leander thought Klansman Delmar was kinda infeminate and maybe shouldn't oughta be wearing the robes...the thought made him giddy.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

infinite regress

The recursive redaction of an old religious-philosophical argument of how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

No, Reverend Phalwell, taken to its infinite regress the King James 1611 edition proves inerrantly that 16,751 angels could fit on the head of a pin but they'd dance only at the risk of eternal damnation and hellfire!

by megnao flimpis July 12, 2003

weltanschlong

A global priaprism.(see: weltangschlong, sic)

Bubba shook Cubadean awake and despite the garlicy breathe she was expelling, his weltanschlong compelled him to action.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

snuffy

A subordinate of greatly inferior rank.

Lance corporal Bohannon, go grab a snuffy and get those urinals clean.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

plan 9

Democratic party's campaign stategy for the 2004 election.

Plan 9 calls for all 9 Presidential candidates to run as co-presidents, each to share the presidency when elected. Plan 9 also included better lawyers and friendlier judges to insure that constitutional purists anti-chadists were thwarted this time.

by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

bizongy

Rancid.

Yo, bizongy breath.

by megnao flimpis July 12, 2003