soup sandwich

Something or someone as screwed up as a mashed potato sandwich.

Pearlene was a good looking woman but had the personality and disposition of a soup sandwich...Bubba, in a rare moment of wisdom, decided on celibacy tonight.

by megnao flimpis August 19, 2003

mumbo

An adjective modifier for the noun "jumbo".

All I got from the car dealer was some mumbo jumbo about the warranty...sounded like BS to me.

by megnao flimpis July 31, 2003

plan 9

Democratic party's campaign stategy for the 2004 election.

Plan 9 calls for all 9 Presidential candidates to run as co-presidents, each to share the presidency when elected. Plan 9 also included better lawyers and friendlier judges to insure that constitutional purists anti-chadists were thwarted this time.

by megnao flimpis August 03, 2003

bizongy

Rancid.

Yo, bizongy breath.

by megnao flimpis July 12, 2003

Weltangschlong

See: weltanschlong not weltangschlong (sic).

Bubba regarded his global size morning erection with awe and lightheadedness..."That is some kind of weltanschlong", he mused.

by megnao flimpis August 05, 2003

wienie wagger

A bet concerning one's private parts.

Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

sworded

Seperated, cataloged or arranged.

Bubba got dumped by Gerraldean and it made him feel like dog poop, so he got a case of Old Milwaukee at the Groovin' Noovin'...beer always helped when he sworded out his feelings.

by megnao flimpis July 30, 2003