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klugle

A rank in the KKK above kleagle, klondyke and kornhole but below kretin.
Jerrol had hit the glass ceiling and knew he'd never rise above the rank of klugle because years ago he'd served Nathan's Kosher Hotdogs at the Klan wienie roast, never having quite mastered the art of reading.
by megnao flimpis July 21, 2003
mugGet the kluglemug.

dog poop

A Weltanschauung characterized by angst.
"Fuck me to tears", said Leroy, for his whole worldview was nothing but dog poop.
by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003
mugGet the dog poopmug.

Defcon

A hiphop or rap gansta with a prison record.
Fittycent was a defcon...he done time for shoplifting a Cuisinart.
by megnao flimpis July 20, 2003
mugGet the Defconmug.

thooger

Thandard term of affecchun for your thweetheart.
Thooger, you are thoorly the thweetest wady I know.
by megnao flimpis July 6, 2003
mugGet the thoogermug.

prolapse

An interuption or pause in professionalism.
After listening to the customer's strident complaint about the temperature of the Kungpao chicken, Yee-Ling had a prolapse and before reheating it in the microwave, emptied the contents of both of her nasal cavities onto the the meal.
by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003
mugGet the prolapsemug.

computer semi-literate

A person half-dedicated to leaving the internet strewn with liter and garbage.
Percy is a computer semi-literate, he only half-heartedly flames, spams and trashes chat sites.
by megnao flimpis August 1, 2003
mugGet the computer semi-literatemug.

custard pillow

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.
by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003
mugGet the custard pillowmug.

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