Definitions by megalomaniac

ashhar 

The most famously incredible, hot, gorgeous, talented man you will ever meet. He makes the most interesting man in the world seem dull. Sometimes people forget how to walk and fall on their face when first seeing an Ashhar. Dangerously good looking. Like break your nose on the pavement... good looking.

Dude, I broke my face when I walked into the room...where did that Ashhar come from? Shit.

ashhar by Megalomaniac May 28, 2017

jude

A phonetic spelling of the phrase "jewed", sometimes used in online FPS games when someone gets cheap-shotted.

Also used when someone gets cheated out of something.

Double-Teamed
Noob: Gay. I just got jude.

Ex. 2
I got jude out of my money when I bought that fucking iPod.

jude by Megalomaniac October 23, 2005

" 

To ditto a word or sentence above you. Can be used on forums or on an Instant Messenger.

Person 1: See ya later brozef.
Person 2: "

" by Megalomaniac October 17, 2005

e-five

Online high five. E-five.

James: I scored with that chick from the bar last night.
Joe: No shit? E-five!
James: E-five? Now that's just fucking gay.

e-five by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

e-pen0r 

Online ego measured by the size of one's own penis.

Neaub3 just gawt fuxing sc0n3d, his e-pen0r must be brox0rd now. lawl, rifk.

e-pen0r by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

corn poned 

Pwned to the point that one resembles corn pone. FUBAR.

Steve: Mawk's head sploded!
Ownerer: Fuck yeah, I just corn poned him.

corn poned by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

brozef 

Slang synonym for brother, often used sarcastically. Used by Jack Black on Anchorman after Will Ferrell throws a burrito out his window at Mr. Black.

Person 1: *throws* burrito at adjacent vehicle
Person 2: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU BROZEF?!

Ex. 2
Person 1: I'm gonna beat your ass.
Person 2: Okay there brozef.

brozef by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005