3 definitions by meeping murtle

meeping murtle

A goat. A g. One of the lads. Someone who may or may not snort cum. Just someone whos fuckin funny and who you love. Also can just be a saying.

“Ah fuck Jade you’re such a meeping murtle!”
“MEEPING MURTLE I just stubbed my toe Makenna!”
“Elizabeth is a bad meeping murtle!”

by meeping murtle September 28, 2019

Indian cat

A pervy man with whiskers growing out of every uncertain pore of his body

“Ew that Indian Cat just grabbed my gucci coochie”

by meeping murtle September 28, 2019

Yamah Popal

a really caring person who you can trust with your life. most of the time is very anxious. the most beautiful soul you will ever meet. a sweet and attractive guy who deserves everything. the only full sender in the world besides clinton.

“YAMAH POPAL I LOVE YOUUUU”
“NO YOU DONTTTTT”

by meeping murtle October 12, 2019