me old fruity's definitions

Up the Bum

anal sex, and the prelude to an amusing rhyme which kids at school write on each others textbooks to get their friends in trouble:

up the bum, no harm done!

additions:
with a thumb, twice as fun!
with ya mum, watch me cum!

by me old fruity October 1, 2006

did you shit the bed?

what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.

colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you shit the bed?!

by me old fruity October 1, 2006

hollaback girl

Contrary to popular belief, this was not invented by Gwen Stefani. She wrote the song in response to a music journalist who made some catty remarks about how Gwen was a cheerleader in high school.
'I heard that u were talking sh!t and you didn't think that i would hear it'...
A hollaback girl is one of the backup, inferior cheerleaders. She was not one of those, but the leader.
'we both wanna be the winner but there can only be one'
Gwen Stefani was merely saying that yes, she was a cheerleader, but she was a damn good one!

'I ain't no hollaback girl fool, i'm the leader!'

by me old fruity August 21, 2005

harajuku girl

Gwen Stefani's creepy little Japanese pets. The ones that throw on all the outfits they own at once.

'i'll get me 4 harajuku girls too, uh huh'-rich girl

by me old fruity August 21, 2005

multipla

ugliest car known to man. looks somewhere between a blob, an alien and that fat girl that never got asked to dance at parties so just sits in the corner giving her prettier friend evil eye. nissan are responsible for this 6 seater monstrosity.

my ex at NEC Motor Show to prospective buyers of Multipla: leave it alone, its fat and ugly.
me: snigger.

by me old fruity August 28, 2005

rinsed

1.Overplayed. starts as a good song, then gets played so mercilessly by sad dj's (think westwood) trying to be cool that u become so sick of the song u never want to hear it again.

1b. Song featured on every r'n'b compilation for the next 5 years. take a look in your local record store and you'll see what i'm on about

Blu cantrell and Sean Paul: 'Breathe', Beyonce: 'Crazy in Love', Nelly: 'Hot in Herre', Dre's: 'California Love' etc etc

by me old fruity August 28, 2005

gormless

someone who couldn't find their arse with both hands.

paris hilton, george w bush

by me old fruity August 29, 2005