"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"
This short lived phenomenon from 4th September 2008 was a variation on MILF and GILF.
Mugs were made and t-shirts printed.
In fact the whole ilf suffix is in desperate need of a makeover.
I have got to gets me a "VPILF: Sarah Palin" fridge magnet because seeing it on the internet is not half as funny as owning one in really life.