Tampon Turtle

When your tampon pokes out like a turtle head.

"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"

by mcknazzy December 31, 2011

Budgetarian

Someone who normally eats meat, but due to financial strain, and being on a budget is sticking to beans and veggies.

Wow, I really wish I could afford a nice steak, but ever since I got laid off I'm a practicing budgetarian

by mcknazzy August 05, 2010

Gluteny

Not being able to stop eating copious amounts of animal crackers, cookies, or any other glutenous snacks.

I just ate a whole bag of animal crackers. Will I go to hell for Gluteny?

by mcknazzy August 05, 2010