The newest attack
in the Canadian/American War.
It all started with The United States attacking Canada
with Miley Cyrus' single "Can't be Tamed"Canada
fought back by sending Justin Bieber, and turning millions of little girls into "Belieber" zombies.
In a desperate attempt to end the war, The United States attacked
with Rebecca Black's "Friday" For a long time, it was thought
that the war had ended
at this point.Canada
recently just attacked
the United States
with their newest weapon
: Carly Rae Jepsen and her single "Call me Maybe" It is yet to be determined if the United States
will be able
to gather the strength and troops to fight back