Popularized by the Colbert Report, the Canadian History is an act in which a man performs a maple syrup colonic on a female at a Tim Horton's. This is followed by the male (typically with pubic hair in the shape of a maple leaf) putting his dick in her eh-hole. It is often finished with an apology. Fur trapping is a common side effect.
We had some soup and donuts and I she let me recite a little canadian history, if you know what I'm saying, eh.