3 definitions by mc scrotum

prawn sandwich

The pussy, quim, vagina. The clit is the Prawn and the outer lips the bread of the " Sandwich ".

" Geez your Prawn Sandwich is really tasty, I could chew on it all night."

by mc scrotum October 1, 2003

Rumpy Pumpy

The act of Sexual Intercourse between a Man and a Woman, usually in a lighthearted and quick manner.

Andy is waiting for his wife to get ready to go out for the evening, he feels aroused at watching her getting dressed, and asks " How about a bit of Rumpy Pumpy before we go? "
Answer 99% of the time is " Get off, watch my hair!! "

by mc scrotum May 22, 2003

tadpole soup

A highly nutritious and natural Soup, obtained from the Pisshole of a Man. Good for Vegan Lesbians.

Said to a Vegan Lesbo, " What you want is a big helping of Tadpole Soup.

by mc scrotum May 22, 2003