Definitions by maximo hudson

burp brooch 

An area of oral discharge spumed upon one's shoulder by an infant being held.

Hector like Delores and her two-month-old baby, but he found her burp brooch a big turnoff.

burp brooch by maximo hudson January 29, 2009

toxic boyfriend 

A leech, a mooch, a drain on one's finances. A male significant other who needs periodic bailing out.

After paying for dinner yet again, Samantha wished there was a bad bank that would take over her toxic boyfriend.

toxic boyfriend by maximo hudson January 28, 2009

breeder 

A heterosexual. A carbon footprint enhancer. That group of humans most responsible for global warming, deforestation and a depletion of the ozone layer. A propagator.

In addition to being Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin is a prolific breeder.

breeder by maximo hudson January 27, 2009

preemptive karma 

When one's just desserts are dished out even before the meal's begun. Similar to the Western concept of getting beaten to the punch. Although people who experience preemptive karma feel like dolts, they are actually highly evolved beings whose true desire is to do no others harm.

Grasshopper, the time you tried to kick the cat, but slipped instead - that was preemptive karma.

preemptive karma by maximo hudson January 25, 2009

emotional affair 

A pop psychology term which instills a sense of impropriety when describing Platonic and courtly love (and other forms of intimate non-sexual association). Since the relationships it defines are by definition chaste, its use is misleading and is often used manipulatively.

You call it coffee with a college professor, I call it an emotional affair.

emotional affair by maximo hudson January 24, 2009

bat-shit crazy  

adj. (slang): A combined state of mental agitation and physical volatility. It's use may provide warning that the individual it describes has lost all self-control and cannot be reasoned with. Can refer to either a chronic or temporary condition.

I wouldn't go in there if I were you, Dolores is bat-shit crazy .

bat-shit crazy by maximo hudson January 19, 2009