maxhole's definitions
pervertical (per vur tih kul) ADJECTIVE. To be like a pervert. To have something in common with a deviant mind. Being aligned with demented and dangerous ideas.
Neil- So I fired my degaussing cannon, which erased all her bank cards. She was stuck in the middle of Shitsville with no money and no way to get home. Know what I did next?
Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.
Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Tommy- We're pervertical.
Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.
Tommy- So, did you fuck her?
Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.
Tommy- You're such a romantic.
Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.
Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Tommy- We're pervertical.
Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.
Tommy- So, did you fuck her?
Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.
Tommy- You're such a romantic.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the perverticalmug. Movies like "Sunset" and "The Secret of NIMH" and "Air America" are just disinfotainment, put out by Hearst and other Fascists to cover up the facts and libel their enemies under cover of "creative license."
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
Get the disinfotainmentmug. fucknificent (fuk nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. An extraordinarily gifted and beautiful sex partner (male or female).
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
Get the fucknificentmug. Ronald Reagan and John Wayne were war heroes? When I want your infauxpinion, I'll hand you a shovel. Until then, keep it to yourself.
by Maxhole July 14, 2011
Get the infauxpinionmug. I came back after a month in Europe and found the house trashed.
It stank of cigarettes, motorcycle parts in the living room, busted TV, sofa had all these burn marks. The sink was full of greasy, gray rotting sewage. My brand new cutting board and rosewood handled knives were warped, cracked and molding in the slime.
John hadn't done the dishes in an entire month, the slobnoxious prick.
It stank of cigarettes, motorcycle parts in the living room, busted TV, sofa had all these burn marks. The sink was full of greasy, gray rotting sewage. My brand new cutting board and rosewood handled knives were warped, cracked and molding in the slime.
John hadn't done the dishes in an entire month, the slobnoxious prick.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the slobnoxiousmug. Beeotchistan (bee otch iss tan) NOUN. The native country of the Beeotchi people, who arrive in our land with the full Moon, or a traffic ticket, and depart whenever they damned well feel like it.
She invited me over to fuck, but when I got there, she gutted me and ripped me to bloody rags like she was some starving refugee from Beeotchistan.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
Get the Beeotchistanmug. poontangry (poon tang ree) ADJECTIVE. Hostile female sexuality, with lots of biting, scratching, slapping and swearing.
Jimmy- What the fuck is the matter with Ava? I tried to get close to her and at first she kisses back and sighs like she's really into it. Then she starts swearing and smacking me and using her claws! It turned into a hatefuck. I have never seen anybody that poontangry.
Paul- Oh, yeah, she's like that. She can be very wrathful. That's normal for her. So I guess you told her to screw off, huh?
Jimmy- Hells no. Even a withered old poontangry hatefuck is better than no fuck at all.
Paul- Oh, yeah, she's like that. She can be very wrathful. That's normal for her. So I guess you told her to screw off, huh?
Jimmy- Hells no. Even a withered old poontangry hatefuck is better than no fuck at all.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the poontangrymug.