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The spoogickle is the smallest and slipperiest of the subatomic particles. This elusive, highly energetic particle can be found around high schools, especially in P.E. class, or that English class with the really hot teacher.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
Get the spoogicklemug. GOPbrain (gee oh pee brain) NOUN. A Republican who is a pinhead, cretin or moron. From "GOP", (Gay Old Party) and "peabrain."
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
Get the GOPbrainmug. millione’er-do-well (mil yun aer do well) NOUN. A rich criminal. From “millionaire” and “ne’er-do -well.”
America hasn't executed a millionaire since Juan Garza, in 2001, and he was a major drug kingpin and murderer. Phil Spector, O.J. Simpson and John du Pont all committed premeditated murder, so why aren't they on death row? They are millione’er-do-wells. They had been paranoid, hyper aggressive assholes for years, but their money protected them.
by Maxhole June 21, 2009
Get the millione’er-do-wellmug. dubm (dub um) ADJECTIVE.
1. A deliberate misspelling of the word “dumb,” meaning worse than stupid; intentional idiocy.
2. Any deliberate, spectacularly miserable failure masked as “mission accomplished.” From the presidential nickname, “Dubya” and “dumb.”
1. A deliberate misspelling of the word “dumb,” meaning worse than stupid; intentional idiocy.
2. Any deliberate, spectacularly miserable failure masked as “mission accomplished.” From the presidential nickname, “Dubya” and “dumb.”
Larnie- I am not dumb, you are the one who is dumb, 'D-U-B-M' spells dumb.
Nick- Uh, Larnie, "D-U-B-M" spells "dubbum."
Larnie- (thinking) ...I hate you.
Nick- Sorry, gotta go, I hear your wife calling! Be sure to write when you learn how! Hey, guess what everybody, Larnie says I'm dubm!
Everybody- Huh?
Nick- Uh, Larnie, "D-U-B-M" spells "dubbum."
Larnie- (thinking) ...I hate you.
Nick- Sorry, gotta go, I hear your wife calling! Be sure to write when you learn how! Hey, guess what everybody, Larnie says I'm dubm!
Everybody- Huh?
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
Get the dubmmug. schizofriendly (skit so frend lee) ADJECTIVE. The ability to cause insanity in others. Or the ability to communicate with the insane. From “schizophrenic” and “friendly.”
Her- Why were you talkin' with that fat, creepy homeless guy who's always talkin' to himself?
Him- Who? Oh, that's Bill. Yeah, he's schizophrenic. Sees dead people lying everywhere, trying to wave at him and talk to him.
Her- That's awful, how do you know him?
Him- I just met him on the streets here.
Her- So WHY do you talk to him? How do you even understand what he's saying?
Him- I've always been able to communicate with anybody. I'm schizofriendly.
Him- Who? Oh, that's Bill. Yeah, he's schizophrenic. Sees dead people lying everywhere, trying to wave at him and talk to him.
Her- That's awful, how do you know him?
Him- I just met him on the streets here.
Her- So WHY do you talk to him? How do you even understand what he's saying?
Him- I've always been able to communicate with anybody. I'm schizofriendly.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the schizofriendlymug. White Wing (huit wing) NOUN. Wealthy caucasian conservative males who oppose all laws that would decrease their power.
It was revealed today that in 1925, Senator Strom Thurmond fathered an illegitimate daughter with a 15-year-old black housemaid. He kept the truth quiet for over 60 years as a strident supporter of segregation and opponent of civil rights laws. This kind of secret is a common occurrence in the Deep South, where the roots of the White Wing run deep.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
Get the White Wingmug. immunofascist (im yu no fash ist) NOUN. A person who supports forced vaccination, to boost drug company profits.
The Nov. 19, 2007 Natural News reports Maryland children have been forcibly vaccinated in the presence of armed guards and attack dogs to prevent protest. Maryland State’s Attorney Glenn Ivey warned parents to comply with the mandatory vaccinations,
“Unexplained absences by your child (from the vaccination clinic) may subject you to a criminal charge.”
Coincidentally, Merck Pharmaceuticals, along with Bristol-Meyers Squibb, Johnson & Johnson, Abbott Laboratories and dozens of other drug makers are all located in New Jersey. Now THAT'S an immunofascist state.
“Unexplained absences by your child (from the vaccination clinic) may subject you to a criminal charge.”
Coincidentally, Merck Pharmaceuticals, along with Bristol-Meyers Squibb, Johnson & Johnson, Abbott Laboratories and dozens of other drug makers are all located in New Jersey. Now THAT'S an immunofascist state.
by Maxhole June 21, 2009
Get the immunofascistmug.