max's definitions

doby

doby dan; a flasher that lives in a schoolbus, and one day got in a gunfight with the cops, killing and wounding several before himself being mortally wounded
also shit

doby dan shook my hand!
there is doby all over the walls!

by max September 27, 2004

kuhel

coolest person i know, kind and sweet and so beautiful. can't stand to be without her. seems like the only girl that really gets me. love spending time with her, and hanging out and talking and laughing with her.

Ali is very kuhel, i love her to death.

by max January 7, 2005

diarrati

The art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense weapon. - Projectile poo.

When combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one's opponent can mean the difference between life and death.

Background:
First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati - people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati - People who have mastered the art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.

Oh man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay bar.

Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!

My eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.

You should practice your diarrata's daily. (diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)

by Max December 30, 2004

Manhole Inspector

A male of a strange persuasion. A man who spends a great deal of time inspecting, to the point of entering, other men's holes, specifically the bumhole.

Don't bare yer arse in front of that geezer over there, he's a bloody manhole inspector. Poofy git!

by Max December 11, 2003

pentax

The makers of the fantastic SV camera. Top drawer.

"Can I touch your pentax"

by max May 1, 2005

Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.

I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.

by Max May 13, 2005

super decreshendo

1. When a man's sex organ (dick) is hanging so low it touches the ground, drags.
2. When a man's dick is cut off and re-pasted on in a lower area...

I went to the docter to get a liposuction, but all he he did was super creshendo me!

by max December 2, 2003