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Mayhem

Black metal legends. Quite possibly the coolest fucking band in existence. Has a very violent history.
by Max April 2, 2003
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Religion

There are several types of religions on this planet. Each as crazy as the next. People believe in all different kinds of higher powers or Gods. Why is YOURS the right one? Christianity for example is ruining the united states. The Bible is in essence of a book of magic and miracles. In the stories of the Bible, God talked to people, and miracles happened, why doesnt that happen anymore today? Because it never happened, and the Bible was written by man. One last thing...consider this, there are a growing number of people who believe that we descend from alien life(me not being one of them), and you may laugh at that theory. But there is a mountain of evidence(even evidence documented by the U.S. government, yes it's true. Don't believe me? Well it's certainly out there) pointing to the existance of extra-terestrial life compared to the NO evidence of the existance of God. That is all.
The opium of the masses.
by Max January 14, 2005
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anti-jock

faggots who think they are awesome because they hate 'jocks'. These people tend to be insecure and afraid of people who are more popular than them. They have a passionate dislike for 'sporty people', yet usually skate themselves. Their hobbies are listening to shite music, spending unfathomable amounts of time on msn, and talking about skating.
"Fuckin bunch of jocks" (when they see people who are marginaly cooler than they are, but cant accept it.
by max April 22, 2005
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Mordi

A BiSexual who likes SAMI an JP!
Mordi fucks men and women at the same time and likes it but likes women betta!
by Max April 18, 2005
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children of bodom

are shit. Did i mention they were shit, becuase they are.
by max May 1, 2005
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smelly butt

a strong stench coming out of someone's behind area
by max March 23, 2004
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Justy

short for Justine, my gorgeuous beautiful girlfriend, who i love very very much
i love Justy more than anything in the world
by Max September 25, 2006
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