max's definitions

fuckshovel

Being as stupid as a shovel.

Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.

In reference to a misspelling
"
O iR U: you spelled destroy wrong you fuckshovel"

by Max October 16, 2004

Xf7

1. A Website design firm operating out of Florida in the USA.

Origin: the acronym X F 7 comes from a combination of the term ff7 relating to a videogame called Final Fantasy 7 and the comic book heroes the X-Men

Xf7 Entertainment, Xf7 oN-LiNe

by Max September 18, 2004

Cueva

When your having Sexual relations with someone who is not facing you, this is when you tap the person on the shoulder, and when they turn to look at you, whilst your having the sexual relations, you take a dump in your hand and shove it in there face.

Danny's girlfriend complained that he had a small penis, so that night when they were having sex, he gave her a Cueva as revenge.

by Max September 29, 2004

Cat in the Hat

Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!

Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess

by Max February 25, 2005

Metal daze

Meaning your really into the best type of music in the world, METAL!! Also a great song by ManowaR - HEAVY METAL, HEAVY METAL DAZE!1

I love metal so much!
Your in a metal daze

by MaX October 19, 2003

smelly butt

a strong stench coming out of someone's behind area

justine has a smelly butt

by max March 23, 2004

K

Stands for the number 1000. Most often used to refer to a monetary figure.

1K = $1,000
30K = $30,000

They're offering a 40K salary for the job.

by max March 10, 2004