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K

Stands for the number 1000. Most often used to refer to a monetary figure.
1K = $1,000
30K = $30,000

They're offering a 40K salary for the job.
by max March 10, 2004
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Cueva

When your having Sexual relations with someone who is not facing you, this is when you tap the person on the shoulder, and when they turn to look at you, whilst your having the sexual relations, you take a dump in your hand and shove it in there face.
Danny's girlfriend complained that he had a small penis, so that night when they were having sex, he gave her a Cueva as revenge.
by Max September 29, 2004
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Pap

another word for crap or shit or poop but approximately 74% funnier
holy pap what in the pap is going on!?
you paphole why don't you go drink some pap!
by max May 6, 2003
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Cat in the Hat

Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!
Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess
by Max February 25, 2005
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Donkeywaffle

Donkeywaffle is a brilliant and flexible word with witch the context can be adjusted to fit nearly any situation! Donkeywaffle can be used as an interjection or as a noun, expressing suprise, dismay, or a delicious waffle-like confection in the shape of a donkey!
Oh muh donkeywaffle! That thurr's the fattest biatch ah evah did see!

Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?
by mAx May 3, 2004
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SICK

ambiguous term that either means "wow what a commendable action", or an expression of utter digust.
gu: that beatrice just walked into that tall grass area
gu: and just pissed even though there were like 7 ppl at the bus stop
max: SICK.

Gu: i got a 90% on my math test.
Kenny: That low?
Gu: SICK.
by Max February 16, 2005
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Let's talk about airplanes

A phrase used to break up a boring or uncomfortable conversation.

Often used by a third member of a group to disrupt the useless conversation of the others.
"And then blah blah blah blah blah blah"

"Let's talk about airplanes"

"What?"
by max September 9, 2004
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