max's definitions
A really ugly African language, advertised by the Discovery Channel. Makes you sound like a broken PC speaker.
n/u nt'a kan't'u 'kakn' unu' t'o t'o!
by max August 9, 2004
Get the n/umug. An awesoem Russian sniper from the Urals, made more famous by 'Enemy at the Gates'. Promised to kill 150 germans in Stalingrad, but came one shy. Killed 40 within a 10 day period, and 400 in total.
by max May 10, 2005
Get the vassili zaitsevmug. by max December 25, 2004
Get the to the maxmug. by max March 9, 2004
Get the tricked outmug. No LAN party this weekend, because I gotta catch up with my schoolwork; I'll call you when I get my shit together.
by Max April 4, 2003
Get the got your shit togethermug. 
