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hempel

An animal, only existing in germany.
The full name is "gemeiner haushempel" which is in english somethin like "common househempel". "hempel" is often used as an expression by the german kids. This idea goes back to andreas lange who used "hempel" first as an expression to say that somebody is quite silly. Little time later almost everybody in germany knows how to use it.
"Jetzt halt doch mal dein maul du hempel"
"Shut the fuck up u fuckin hempel"
by max July 16, 2003
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cornbread

your ass's virginity
If you go to jail, you will most likely lose your cornbread
by max April 7, 2004
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banlieue

the suburbs and peripheral regions of france, most being composed of rows of shitty housing projects (as opposed to the big, rich mansions usually found in suburban america). population mostly made of immigrants from africa (arab and black), and some (the "banleieues" of Paris, Lyons, and Marseille, especially) are considered as dangerous as some of the united states' worst ghettos. it's inhabitants tend to think that the state of France is racist (and most are right), and that put them in these harsh living conditions away from the cities, to keep them well away from the white "pure" population; the result is a younger generation driven by hatred to destroy France, to piss off its inhabitants, but it snowballed and now they're killing each other as well as the French. it has, however, given us french rap, which has to be the sweetest thing ever (see: Sinik, Sniper, ATK, NTM, Booba, Rim-K, 113, Mafia K1fry)
The banlieues of france are fucking ghetto...
by Max April 15, 2005
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lenord dantzler

a dood who thinks hes harry potter and wishes he was eminems son but hes pretty kool
by max December 9, 2004
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spit

when a chick hates the taste of the man juice.

oppisite of swallow
mary anne spits

she looks like she would swallow
by max March 28, 2005
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Carrera GT

Rivals : Enzo Ferrari, MC Merc SLR, Lamboghini Murcielago and Maserati's MC12. Costs £325,000 but has nothing different in sould and meaning to it's little bro's. Avalible in red, silver, black or silver, any millionaires dream.
Nothing Compares to this amazing Porsche
by Max October 31, 2004
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Spampglish

The unintentional garbling of spoken English due to messages from the brain not being sent as fast as the mouth is wants to talk. The result is semi-slurred speech and words being conglomerated in weird ways. Ironically girls find this cute and are naturally drawn to it for some unknown reason. This technique is often used by Joespamp who also first coined the phrase jointly with the help of several of his friends.
There aren't really good examples for Spampglish that can be typed because it's more of a phonetic thing.
by Max March 14, 2008
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