Synonym: "White Trash Famous Folk," although not limited to just whities.
Definition: A famous woman, usually of low self-esteem, who thinks that her money, status or beauty is excuse enough for her to do outrageously inappropriate or lewd things, usually in public.
Britney Spears (lip locked w/Madonna)
Kelly Osbourne (pre-rehab)
Anne Heche ("Celestia")
Definition: A playah who is denied access to a woman's "playground in her pants."
"When he came home last night with some one else's stank on his hang down, he became Poonany Nongrata."
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Definition: Quite literally a lame assed orgasm, usually administered by someone stimulating their mate begrudgingly.
"Golly, after gobbling my husband's knob for 30 minutes straight, he had to have his ass beat in order to give me some jive-assed Mini Gasm."
Definition: Where you'd be if you were administering fellatio or cunnilingus (aka "oral treats").
"Whilst receiving oral treats, it's good form not to fart while the giver is at C Level."
Definition: Items like prayer shawls, yarmulkes, siddurs/prayer books, tefillin, and other items inherently Jewish used for worship.
"Oy Morty, look at the way Moshe is wearing his yarmulke, jaunty like a beret."