WASband

Noun.

Former husband.

Antonym: ISband

"My WASband was addicted to online porn and hookers, so I had to ditch the motherfucker."

by Maven April 15, 2004

Celebriskank

Noun. Singular.

Synonym: "White Trash Famous Folk," although not limited to just whities.

Definition: A famous woman, usually of low self-esteem, who thinks that her money, status or beauty is excuse enough for her to do outrageously inappropriate or lewd things, usually in public.

See Also:

Courtney Love
Madonna (Pre-Kabbalah)
Britney Spears (lip locked w/Madonna)
Kelly Osbourne (pre-rehab)
Janet Jackson
Anne Heche ("Celestia")

by Maven May 05, 2004

Pig Farmer

Noun.

Synonym: Plumper

Definition: A man who prefers to have sex with women who are chubby, and they are usually ashamed to admit it in public.

"Eventhough Jim was married to a woman with a size 2 dress size, he still was a closet Pig Farmer."

by Maven April 16, 2004

The Other White Meat

Noun. Proper.

Definition 1: Official Motto of the US Pork Board

Definition 2: Pork, pud, shween.

Example 1: "The other white meat, it's what's for dinner."

Example 2: "Bob is sporting a tree trunk in his pants... I'm gonna get me some of that "other white meat."

by Maven April 19, 2004

Poonany NonGrata

Adjective.

Definition: A playah who is denied access to a woman's "playground in her pants."

"When he came home last night with some one else's stank on his hang down, he became Poonany Nongrata."

by Maven April 16, 2004

Asstastic

Adjective.
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious

Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus

Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"

Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."

by Maven April 15, 2004

At C Level

Noun (place).

Definition: Where you'd be if you were administering fellatio or cunnilingus (aka "oral treats").

"Whilst receiving oral treats, it's good form not to fart while the giver is at C Level."

by Maven April 16, 2004