Definitions by mattyferocious
Shat Stab
When one shits on a plate, molds the feces into a knife, and stabs someone in the eye with the newly forged weapon.
Shat Stab by mattyferocious July 25, 2010
Sloppy Dirtbike
A sex position where a man, lying on his back, grabs a woman by the pigtails and presses her face against his asshole and lets loose his bowels.
Sloppy Dirtbike by mattyferocious April 7, 2010