1 definition by mattjames
The only place you’ll find 6 fucking pizza places on a street that stretches under one mile. Full of stoners and weirdos. One spot it’s flat as shit and the other it’s hilly as fuck. Kinda built like a flat girl with big titties. Pretty much the poor version of ML, and has a goofy looking high school with a bunch of weirdos and people trying to have a good time. Stoner Central (pretty much everyone you meet under the age of 10 has hit a joint) Literally nobody south 5 miles of here knows that Boonton exists.
Hey Jerry wanna go to Romas in Boonton?
Jerry: How about Pasqualles?
Wait how about TOTP?
Jerry: Actually Vinnies sounds good
Never mind we’ll just go to Resivoir Tav.
Jerry: Arent they all on the same fucking street?
Yup.
Jerry: How about Pasqualles?
Wait how about TOTP?
Jerry: Actually Vinnies sounds good
Never mind we’ll just go to Resivoir Tav.
Jerry: Arent they all on the same fucking street?
Yup.
by mattjames April 6, 2022