6 definitions by matticah

Top Definition
1 the rich jewish creator of robocop

2 the rich jewish kid who always manages to find his way into your heart
'robocop's become self aware!!'
'call bob morton!'

'what do you think of bob morton'
'he's a sweetheart'
by matticah February 03, 2008
sexual poetry, written for men with crushes on each other in a 5-7-5 non rhyming style.
my gaykou:

beautiful mike sleeps
under me, two arms around
white dribble on him
by matticah February 03, 2008
a sexual move, where you fuck a girl at a bowling alley, while shoving her head in the ball return
'yea i gave her the canadian hairdresser'
'did she like it?'
'she died'
by matticah February 03, 2008
lonely christmas is a term which refers to smell of a middle aged man whose only current relationship is with alcohol and his co-workers.
'is it me or does jay smell like gin?'
'yea, he smells like a lonely christmas'
by matticah February 03, 2008
Sub-english word to describe the weird white stuff that forms underneath the uncircumsized penis, which smells like rotten potatoes and george washingtons breath.
i have to rinse off my corlew
by matticah February 03, 2008
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.