2 definitions by matthew wengler

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A ball coozie is when you put your balls in warm milk and you have a lady take a straw and blow bubbles in the milk to create a jucuzzie for your balls, which makes a ball coozie.
Man Vanessa that ball coozie last night was delish.
by matthew wengler July 03, 2004

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A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".
That is a huge shildo.
by matthew wengler July 03, 2004

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