matthew wengler's definitions

ball coozie

A ball coozie is when you put your balls in warm milk and you have a lady take a straw and blow bubbles in the milk to create a jucuzzie for your balls, which makes a ball coozie.

Man Vanessa that ball coozie last night was delish.

by matthew wengler July 3, 2004

shildo

A shildo is when you take a shit and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a shit dildo, "shildo".

That is a huge shildo.

by matthew wengler July 3, 2004