matt the jakie's definitions

happiness

Box of little muffins to eat after bunning your joe

Stoner1: Have you got any happiness?

StonerB: Dunno, what's happiness?

Stoner1: Look it up on www.urbandictionary.com, dude

by matt the jakie August 5, 2004

JAKIE

Glasgow slang for an alcoholic

ah you fucking jakie

by matt the jakie August 3, 2004

Jail bait

tempting female below the age of consent.

I didn't want to ask her age,
It's enough she's here backstage,
I did it though and now it's too late,
she's jailbait, honey, jailbait

by matt the jakie August 5, 2004