11 definitions by matt parker (parkman47)

butt pirate

one who lingers around the anal canal

arr matey, we butt pirates are in search of a place to bury our treasure, arr, arr.

by matt parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

water toucher

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two

i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher

by matt parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006

front butt

Huge camel toe

her camel toe was so big, it looked like another butt... in her front...

by matt parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

festive

flamboyant, gay

"That slice of pizza is festive"

by matt parker (parkman47) October 30, 2002