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noodle boob

a boob which is much longer than wide; typically one that sags or curves up in a noodle or banana shape
i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs

*points* look at the nooble
by Matt Huff December 11, 2010
mugGet the noodle boobmug.

eenk

the back of the knee or more specifically the inside part of your leg where your knee bends at the joint creating a V shape
the eenk is a great pressure point when needing to cut off blood circulation during an injury
by Matt Huff December 12, 2010
mugGet the eenkmug.

p.o.o.t.

'pull out on time'

a sexual acronym
"that's why you have a stupid ass baby right now, you need to learn how to p.o.o.t. on a ho like that"
by Matt Huff October 2, 2009
mugGet the p.o.o.t.mug.

shasian

don't touch me shasian, i'll slap you upside your bald head
by Matt Huff January 1, 2012
mugGet the shasianmug.

Regurgitated Flower Sperm

honey.

(the tasty stuff you put on toast, bisquits, sopaipillas, and sometimes in tea)
((because pollen is flower jizz and beez spit it back up into the honeycomb to make the honey))
(((technically it's also snowballed by mouth to mouth transfer normally done between a field bee and one of the hive bees)))
Mom, could you please pass the regurgitated flower sperm?
by Matt Huff October 11, 2010
mugGet the Regurgitated Flower Spermmug.

fisturbed

the act of being disturbed by the fact you are being fisted
sorry I didn't finish my homework teacher, my study partner fisturbed me all night long!
by Matt Huff October 30, 2017
mugGet the fisturbedmug.

applecheese

the horrid smell that comes out of one's back end after eating any kind of cheese from Applebees
see also: fart
i can't tell what is worse last night when i had to drop a baconator or today's applecheese
by Matt Huff December 12, 2010
mugGet the applecheesemug.

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