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ballin

a) selling 8 balls or buying 8 balls to flip an extreme profit by selling by the gram

b) going really fast either in a vehicle, on foot, or anything with wheels. (short for hauling balls or hauling ass)

c) playing basketball

d) crying eyes out

e) now mistakenly misused by nearly everyone especially the kids on urbandictionary for a synonym of "living the good life", "living in wealth or riches", AND the worst of all "the act of being fly" which derived from the life of selling 8 ball's of cocaine on the street in order to make lots of money. ballers may sometimes live the good life with their riches and actin fly BUT for the most part many ballers only appear that way because they spend their money on new shoes and chains and may even eventually end up in jail. so all the new age wannabes who don't even know where the word came from use it for anything they can think of to describe something that is dope, cool, and/or awesome to them.
a) rick ross thinks he's ballin but he really isn't

b) i was ballin through that intersection

c) we were just outside ballin, shootin hoops

d) shaniqua was straight ballin when she found out her man was cheatin and playin her

e) i got some nice new air force 1 kicks bro, now i'm ballin
by Matt Huff September 26, 2010
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eenk

the back of the knee or more specifically the inside part of your leg where your knee bends at the joint creating a V shape
the eenk is a great pressure point when needing to cut off blood circulation during an injury
by Matt Huff December 12, 2010
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noodle boob

a boob which is much longer than wide; typically one that sags or curves up in a noodle or banana shape
i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs

*points* look at the nooble
by Matt Huff December 11, 2010
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p.o.o.t.

'pull out on time'

a sexual acronym
"that's why you have a stupid ass baby right now, you need to learn how to p.o.o.t. on a ho like that"
by Matt Huff October 2, 2009
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fag lips

1. lips which are used in a faggish fashion such as kissing an ass or asshole or if it's a guy's lips it would be used to suck a fat cock.

2. a name given as an insult to someone who is talking like a fag.
1. "that chick giving the rim job has sure got some serious fag lips"

2. "good one, fag lips!!!"
by Matt Huff September 7, 2009
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feces thesis

when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something
i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis
by Matt Huff October 30, 2017
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noodle boobs

boobs which are much longer than wide; typically ones that sag or curve up in a noodle or banana shape
i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble
by Matt Huff December 11, 2010
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