brown thumber

similar to a brown noser yet the brown thumber can be one or all of the following three things:

1. someone who comes to urbandictionary.com on a regular basis only to thumbs up or thumbs downs the same exact definition in order to boost a friend's or their own definition in a brown nosing fasion.

2. someone who not only brown noses others but notices they also enjoy the crude pleasure of objects up the butthole and does the favor of using their thumb so that person doesn't have to.

3. one who has a brown thumb
"i swear those 2 have a little more than just brown nosing going on maybe they sleep together or something, that douchebag in the purple shirt is a habitual brown thumber"
by Matt Huff September 09, 2009
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veenis

similar to weenis but it's the skin where the arm bends at the elbow joint on the inside of the arm where it makes a V shape
the veenis is a great pressure point when needing to cut off blood circulation during an injury
by Matt Huff December 12, 2010
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honey.

(the tasty stuff you put on toast, bisquits, sopaipillas, and sometimes in tea)
((because pollen is flower jizz and beez spit it back up into the honeycomb to make the honey))
(((technically it's also snowballed by mouth to mouth transfer normally done between a field bee and one of the hive bees)))
Mom, could you please pass the regurgitated flower sperm?
by Matt Huff October 11, 2010
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rizzlistic

Realistic.

(Another installment in the language of "izzle," a thug specialty.)

see rizzle
All this wack shittastic slang has got me confuzzled on tha rizzle, let's all be more rizzlistic
by Matt Huff September 18, 2009
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Weedlight Saving Time

When you set your clock forward one hour at 3:20 so you can have an excuse to smoke the last of your pot and then an hour later you can tell someone else it's 4:20 and you have none "you'll hit them back next time". :
"Hey man you said you only had a blunt of that left but now you're telling me you got high all day long yesterday.. what the funk!?!?" -steve

"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve
by Matt Huff April 17, 2008
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underbreastimate

to underestimate the size and/or weight of ones breasts.
be careful not to underbreastimate a women's tits; they are known to suffocate small animals and children!
by Matt Huff October 06, 2011
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shipeeing

-verb

1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping
Sorry I'm so late I got held up by shipeeing, do you have any spare pants I can wear?
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
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