matt dold's definitions

robocracy

Government run by robots. They will be able to lie and have scandals more efficiently than humans.

Vote Candidatebot 4000 in 2008 or be processed for organs.

by matt dold November 24, 2004

lewis black

one of the greatest comedians of all time. Can be seen regularly on the daily show with jon stewart

lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"

by matt dold January 7, 2004

white-glove test

to check for cleaness, dust, dirt

your room better be clean, i'll give it a white glove test.

by matt dold January 24, 2004

orphan

little kids i laugh at.

me and scott went out and beat up and laughed at orphans after we drowned some puppys

by matt dold December 31, 2003

the simpsons

seasons 1-12 are the best thing to happen to tv in a long time. The new seasons have lost their edge and lack the wit and good satire from seasons 1-12. The show has lost alot of its sharpness and is dull and too mainstream. But i will stay with the show till the bitter end.

the show used to be gold but has lost its shine.

by matt dold August 26, 2004