matt dold's definitions

orphan

little kids i laugh at.

me and scott went out and beat up and laughed at orphans after we drowned some puppys

by matt dold December 31, 2003

Prophet of Truth

the highest of the prophets in Halo.

"there are thoser who said this day will never come...what are they to say now"

by matt dold November 28, 2004

spielen

german verb for play

"ich spiele fussball"

by matt dold January 6, 2004

fox

a telivision channel that has runned some of the best comedies and cancelled them while at the same time keeping some of the worst shows. They used to have futurama and family guy but cancelled them because fox hates people. They got rid of andy richter controls the universe and gave him a shitty new show called "quintuplit". They also show arressted development which is the best show you jackasses don't watch. The only thing keeping them alive is the simpsons which after season 12 started getting bad because they got new writers who just try to pander the off the wall humor way too much and don't have the same sharp edge they used to. How king of the hill is still on is a mystery to me. to recap

good shows that fox dropped:futurama,family guy,andy richter controls the universe. If these shows were still on there the fox network wouldn't have to cling to the simpsons and pump out bad reality shows.

if the simpsons move fox is dead.

by matt dold August 26, 2004

religion

something created by people to explain what couldn't be explained at the time but now that they have been we need to let go. People don't wanna hear that their grandma is dead so they said "shes alive in heaven" and people get happy. People don't wanna hear that their lives are meaningless and there is no purpose tolife so we made up a reason. Religion has done more harm and people need to face the truth.

religion is for the ignorant

by matt dold August 2, 2004