matt dold's definitions

retarded monkey

a monkey with brain illness

a annoying person.

everyone views matt dold as a retarded monkey.

by matt dold January 20, 2004

clayface

coolest batman villan of all time

second best is the joker

by matt dold February 16, 2004

big e

the very uncreative handle used by my brother.

"yo man dis is da phat big e"
-real quote-

by matt dold January 3, 2004

robocracy

Government run by robots. They will be able to lie and have scandals more efficiently than humans.

Vote Candidatebot 4000 in 2008 or be processed for organs.

by matt dold November 24, 2004

religion

something created by people to explain what couldn't be explained at the time but now that they have been we need to let go. People don't wanna hear that their grandma is dead so they said "shes alive in heaven" and people get happy. People don't wanna hear that their lives are meaningless and there is no purpose tolife so we made up a reason. Religion has done more harm and people need to face the truth.

religion is for the ignorant

by matt dold August 2, 2004