matt dold's definitions

the simpsons

seasons 1-12 are the best thing to happen to tv in a long time. The new seasons have lost their edge and lack the wit and good satire from seasons 1-12. The show has lost alot of its sharpness and is dull and too mainstream. But i will stay with the show till the bitter end.

the show used to be gold but has lost its shine.

by matt dold August 26, 2004

ebonomics

economics of the ghetto. Follows the prices of but not limited to: Drugs, ho's, fire arms,bling bling and a standard car pimping. Follows the standard rules of economics but cometition can often decrease when a new enterprise pulls out its 9 and busts a cap in the ass of a existing enterprise. For more on ebonomics read Tyrone McGrizzles new book "from scrubin' tubs to rollin on dubbs: a new look at economics,mother fucker"

Ebonomics will eventually take over the standard issue economics as society falls into a pit of shame.

by matt dold December 22, 2004

schmo

anyone who looks dumb and or goofy in apperance

al fackler is a grade A schmo

by matt dold February 17, 2004

charles darwin

man who figured out evolution and wrote "origin of species" and revolutionized biology. Creationism is flawed and you don't have to be an atheist to accept this mans brilliant work.

ignorance is the only alternative to evolution.

by matt dold August 7, 2004

White Bear Lake

Suburb in Minnesota. Called White Bear Lake due to lack of black people. Home to the most pathetic highschools known to man.

And guess what the schools colors are? Thats right Orange Black and White, just like 95% of the other highschools.

by matt dold November 22, 2004