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hobo

the most kickass people in the world, also the coolest job in the world.

someone who could do something with their lives but don't want to.
I would rather be a hobo
by matt dold January 15, 2004
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retarded monkey

everyone views matt dold as a retarded monkey.
by matt dold January 20, 2004
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fox

a telivision channel that has runned some of the best comedies and cancelled them while at the same time keeping some of the worst shows. They used to have futurama and family guy but cancelled them because fox hates people. They got rid of andy richter controls the universe and gave him a shitty new show called "quintuplit". They also show arressted development which is the best show you jackasses don't watch. The only thing keeping them alive is the simpsons which after season 12 started getting bad because they got new writers who just try to pander the off the wall humor way too much and don't have the same sharp edge they used to. How king of the hill is still on is a mystery to me. to recap

good shows that fox dropped:futurama,family guy,andy richter controls the universe. If these shows were still on there the fox network wouldn't have to cling to the simpsons and pump out bad reality shows.
by matt dold August 26, 2004
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orphan

me and scott went out and beat up and laughed at orphans after we drowned some puppys
by matt dold December 31, 2003
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big e

the very uncreative handle used by my brother.
"yo man dis is da phat big e"
-real quote-
by matt dold January 3, 2004
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clayface

by matt dold February 16, 2004
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Prophet of Truth

the highest of the prophets in Halo.
"there are thoser who said this day will never come...what are they to say now"
by matt dold November 28, 2004
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