matt dold's definitions

swaziland

country in africa

me and my homeboys have roots back to swaziland

by matt dold February 3, 2004

hobo

the most kickass people in the world, also the coolest job in the world.

someone who could do something with their lives but don't want to.

I would rather be a hobo

by matt dold January 15, 2004

retarded monkey

a monkey with brain illness

a annoying person.

everyone views matt dold as a retarded monkey.

by matt dold January 20, 2004

orphan

little kids i laugh at.

me and scott went out and beat up and laughed at orphans after we drowned some puppys

by matt dold December 31, 2003

religion

something created by people to explain what couldn't be explained at the time but now that they have been we need to let go. People don't wanna hear that their grandma is dead so they said "shes alive in heaven" and people get happy. People don't wanna hear that their lives are meaningless and there is no purpose tolife so we made up a reason. Religion has done more harm and people need to face the truth.

religion is for the ignorant

by matt dold August 2, 2004

the simpsons

seasons 1-12 are the best thing to happen to tv in a long time. The new seasons have lost their edge and lack the wit and good satire from seasons 1-12. The show has lost alot of its sharpness and is dull and too mainstream. But i will stay with the show till the bitter end.

the show used to be gold but has lost its shine.

by matt dold August 26, 2004

spielen

german verb for play

"ich spiele fussball"

by matt dold January 6, 2004