matt dold's definitions

hobo

the most kickass people in the world, also the coolest job in the world.

someone who could do something with their lives but don't want to.

I would rather be a hobo

by matt dold January 15, 2004

White Bear Lake

Suburb in Minnesota. Called White Bear Lake due to lack of black people. Home to the most pathetic highschools known to man.

And guess what the schools colors are? Thats right Orange Black and White, just like 95% of the other highschools.

by matt dold November 22, 2004

big e

the very uncreative handle used by my brother.

"yo man dis is da phat big e"
-real quote-

by matt dold January 3, 2004

clayface

coolest batman villan of all time

second best is the joker

by matt dold February 16, 2004

religion

something created by people to explain what couldn't be explained at the time but now that they have been we need to let go. People don't wanna hear that their grandma is dead so they said "shes alive in heaven" and people get happy. People don't wanna hear that their lives are meaningless and there is no purpose tolife so we made up a reason. Religion has done more harm and people need to face the truth.

religion is for the ignorant

by matt dold August 2, 2004

orphan

little kids i laugh at.

me and scott went out and beat up and laughed at orphans after we drowned some puppys

by matt dold December 31, 2003

It

Evil all powerful entity from Stephen Kings "It". Later made into a very horrid movie which is wrongly called scary by the wimps of the world. You want to see something really fucked up and twisted? READ THE FUCKING BOOK!

It: Do you want a balloon?
Georgie: Do they float?
It: They float, they all float. We all float down here.

The book contains racism,homosexuality, homosexuality bashing, child abuse, spousal beatings and murder, all of which are very graphic and very often. The movie is plain dumb compared to the book.

by matt dold November 24, 2004