matt dold's definitions

white-glove test

to check for cleaness, dust, dirt

your room better be clean, i'll give it a white glove test.

by matt dold January 24, 2004

White Bear Lake

Suburb in Minnesota. Called White Bear Lake due to lack of black people. Home to the most pathetic highschools known to man.

And guess what the schools colors are? Thats right Orange Black and White, just like 95% of the other highschools.

by matt dold November 22, 2004

hobo

the most kickass people in the world, also the coolest job in the world.

someone who could do something with their lives but don't want to.

I would rather be a hobo

by matt dold January 15, 2004

spielen

german verb for play

"ich spiele fussball"

by matt dold January 6, 2004

big e

the very uncreative handle used by my brother.

"yo man dis is da phat big e"
-real quote-

by matt dold January 3, 2004

retarded monkey

a monkey with brain illness

a annoying person.

everyone views matt dold as a retarded monkey.

by matt dold January 20, 2004

clayface

coolest batman villan of all time

second best is the joker

by matt dold February 16, 2004