shvach

lacking, underwhelming, disappointing
(originally from Yiddish)

Man 1: Hey it's November or December or January!
Man 2: You know what that means...
Man 1: Hanukkah, of course!
Man 2: Have you had latkes this year?
Man 1: My mother-in-law made some.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: They were shvach.
Man 2: That's too bad. You want some sufganiot?
Man 1: No. Those are too fattening.

by Matt |2 December 12, 2006

Demolition Derby

A hat that looks normal, but causes severe head trauma

Man 1: Dude, what happened to your head?
Man 2: For April Fools' Day, my jackass roommate got me a Demolition Derby

by Matt |2 April 28, 2006

Alpha Alpha

The coed frat for college students who no longer want to get crunk, usually with a set of 12 stairs in front.

A college greek version of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Guy No. 1: Do you want to come to a party with me?
Guy No. 2: No, the game is on. Also, I'm in Alpha Alpha, so I can't drink.

by Matt |2 August 01, 2009

workahol

n. What workaholics are addicted to

Wife: Honey, are you cheating on me?
Husband: No... Why?
Wife: You're always home so late.
Husband: Argh, I know. They must be putting something into the workahol.
Wife: Crystal was right! You ARE a workaholic.

by Matt |2 November 22, 2006

Saddam necktie

noun: a noose
(used in hanging for executions)

Girl 1: Hussein's lookin' sharp today!
Girl 2: Maybe it's because of his Saddam necktie...
Girl 1: Saddam! You could hang with us any time!

by Matt |2 January 07, 2007

Shopahol

n. What shopaholics are addicted to

Husband: Why are these credit card bills so high?!
Wife: I dunno...
Husband: I thought you quit doing Shopahol!
Wife: (sobs) I... I'm still a shopaholic.

by Matt |2 November 22, 2006

mebeh

(adverb)
A pronunciation of maybe which infers mystery, possibly relating to sex.

Alan: So, are you doing anything with her tonight?
Matt: Mebeh
Alan: I idolize you -- why won't you tell me?
Matt: I don't have to reveal ALL my secrets.

by Matt |2 August 21, 2007