14 definitions by mati

Dova

an absolute fucking champion.

If you have a Dova, you're lucky.

by mati March 23, 2005

shitkyle

A shit variant of the name Kyle.

Bobrot: Hey shitkyle, are you a cheda?
Shitkyle: Hell no.
Bobrot: Thank god. Hey, wanna listen to Lugubrum and get high?
Shitkyle: Sure.

by mati March 18, 2005

Lens Cleaning Liquid Rape

Act or rape commited with a lens cleaning liquid. Considered illegal in some countries.

OH GOD NO! Stop raping me with that lens cleaning liquid! Lens cleaning liquid rape is considered illegal in some countries!

by mati May 10, 2006

LANmine

Ego personified

by mati August 24, 2003

S.S. BathroomSink

The name of the best spaceship from World War 2. The same one Hitler escaped in after the Klingon forces occupated Berlin.

S.S. BathroomSink was a craft so magnificent that it was the envy of the civilized world at the time. No flak gun ever managed to bring it down, and as much as they tried, Allied forces could not ever make a copy of this fortress of a vehicle.

Floating 1 mile wide and half a kilometer high, it alone was responsible for destruction of Paris, London, New York, Chicago, Harriston, Kragujevac and a small hut just outside of Gadji.

by mati March 18, 2005

Katie

Loves to mow the lawn and shout at disabled pigs. Loves to wear fake casts for fun as she think she will make friends but usually enjoys boys with hairy balls

Guy: omg I wish my girlfriend liked My hairy balls
Guy 2 : dude you need a Katie!!

by mati January 8, 2019

Matilde

A very.... enthusiastic person. She knows how to make people laugh and can be very persistent at times. Good at hugs and comfort. Sexy Danish Woman of course!

“Hey Matilde!”
“Dude! Did you see the guacamole scene”

by mati January 8, 2019