3 definitions by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap

hot willy dog

To cover one of your fingers in saliva (extracellular fluid produced and secreted by salivary glands in the mouth.) out in a hot, humid area and shove it up their anal passageway into the rectum and out while saying "Hot will dog!".

In Florida, a local boy gives a hot willy dog to his friend

by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 4, 2023

Sarcockagus

To brutally clobber a male's genitalia and then proceed to give it an Indian Rug-burn.

Johnson: "I think I'll give Matteo a Sarcockagus."

by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 4, 2023

Galloping Coyote

This is a immature thing to do to friends and is mostly used by preteen boys. The galloping coyote is when someone sticks their finger up another friends butt, making the other person howl in shock and pain and start to gallop around, hence the name: "galloping coyote".

Johnson: "Yesterday Chimy was a victim of a galloping coyote. Cawalouie did it to him."

by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 4, 2023