Definitions by master holy crap

double header 

When you fuck two different people on seperate occasions during the same day.

"sorry dude, i can't come by right now, or later either for that matter. I'm with gina right now, then I'll be headed over to laura's. It's a regular double header!"

double header by master holy crap October 2, 2008

baby fountain 

a woman that continually produces offspring.

"our neighbor phillis is quite the baby fountain, she already has eleven children, with another on the way!"

baby fountain by master holy crap October 1, 2008