2 definitions by master desk waxer

waxing the desk

To wax the desk is to butt fuck someone doggy style and then when your done smear your rod all over the top of their ass.

Bill: Hey man did u score last night with that chick from the bar???

Jim: Hell ya, i even waxed her desk!!!

Bill: Damn i love waxing the desk...

by master desk waxer April 18, 2009

What the idiots of westsyde consider either a sip, or the gross moose piss at the bottom of a beer

1. Give me a shwale of that drink
2. Only bitches dont drink their shwale

by master desk waxer August 4, 2007