11 definitions by mary jane

Dam bro fucking pass that scooby doo or scooby snack
by mary jane January 10, 2004
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Generally associated with the episode of Sex and the City when Samantha reported that the guy she was blowing had "funky spunk", tasting like rotten asparagus. May be rectified by a shot of wheat grass, apparently.
"Hey Alice, give me a blow job."
"Fuck no."
"Why not?!?"
"Man, you've got some funky spunk."
by mary jane February 21, 2005
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The night in high school involving the loss of a lot of money and a lot of virginity. Underclass prom ho's agree to go with social pariahs just to get there, and in the end, it's just another awful high school dance. Prom also usually results in an epidemic of eating disorders among girls. Low-level, parent-approved prostitution: the girls get dressed up, the guys pay for everything, they get them off. Popular post-prom destinations include the shore or cheap hotel rooms.
I'm a total loser, but I can get the hottest freshman to go to prom with me!
by mary jane February 21, 2005
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The act of anal sex with a mexican male or female. The act is done by taking one's Tapatio lubed penis and putting it in the ass of your mexican partner. Many ask if this is safe. Mexicans have an immunity to Tapatio and tend to have the most intense orgasms upon contact with Tapatio.
"Your girl ended up in the emergency room after you gave her a Dirty Tamale? Dude, you should've made sure she was Mexican first!"
by mary jane January 26, 2015
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