2 definitions by martingellxo

Tud

a form of sexual contact where the male cums on the womens face, then laying a brick on her face, with the act of rubbing it together with his ass cheeks once done, spoons it up and they both eat the substance

girl: 'oh you have to try it, John and i did a tud last night'

girl 2: 'woooh i've never tried it peters to scared'

by martingellxo July 11, 2011

Matud

Someone called Matt/Matthew who likes to tud.

See tud for definition.

girl ' did you know that the boy who lives down our road is a Matud?'

girld 2: 'wtf, i never knew!'

by martingellxo July 11, 2011