martin's definitions

ersin

Ersin is the father of all Turks. He made the first Plane from the wet papers. And designed the operating system named kondor.

Ersin invented the modern flight theory.

by martin December 16, 2004

Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by Martin February 8, 2005

c00n

a term of abuse used by inadequate racist scum in a sick attempt to try and stop themselves from trying to deal with their own inadequacies

'i'd rather fuck my own mum than a coon'

by martin March 1, 2003

Ya Boss

Ya boss is another way to say blow job.

"My night was pretty good, got Ya Boss."

by Martin July 12, 2004

OBG

Oldie But Goodie, a term used to describe an ageing slapper who's still worth a donkey punch.

Matt: "Look at her, dirty old slag".
Mart: "Yeah, I'd still giver her one though, she's an OBG".

by Martin July 19, 2004

butterstick

A feat to be accomplished, a goal.

"Putt for the butterstick" i.e. Try to make the putt...

by Martin September 9, 2003

Bag head

Glue sniffer or solvent abuser.

Magea is a bag head
Stop being such a bag 'ead

by Martin January 3, 2005