martin's definitions

narh danz

A 'Rude Boy', Who insists on following the rest of the 'Narh Danz' crowd by wearing the same cloths and talking/walking in the same, rather stupid way in order to show strength.

I was Approached By a group of Narhs who stole my money
or
I was approached By a group of Narh Danz who stole my money

by Martin January 27, 2004

anti-chav

One who opposes the chav culture and/or their ideals; often feel strongly about such matters.

Chav: "Ya mum! Bling bling"
Anti-chav : "What a dick."

by Martin February 9, 2005

wan

WAN originates in Baltimore, Maryland. I called people wack ass nigger often and people didnt think too highly of it so I just made and short and unnoticable by saying WAN...sort of stealthy and ninja like it can be snuck up on people as you walk by them on the street or it can be loud as if to alert your friend someone wack is near by.

Dude that guy is the biggest wan i ever seenn just look at how tight his shoes are laced

by Martin September 26, 2004

Hopey J

City of Hopewell Junction, New York. Not even a city...a town? Closer. Maybe a village, a hamlet, a one horse town. Maybe two horses in a stretch.

Not as cool as Po-town.

"Hey, what's that dot on the map?"
"Oh, that's Hopey J."
"....Oh."

by Martin December 30, 2004

Prattish

Of or Relating To Christopher Pratt.

Adjective used to describe an action which he would do.

Collecting those is so Chris Prattish
or
You eat so Prattish

by Martin June 8, 2004

xisps

A shorter way of saying or spelling 'Crisps'
Can be used with words like Chris or Christian (Xian)

I'm a practicing Xian
I'm gonna get a bag of Xisps!

by Martin March 15, 2005

franking

A sexual action. It involves three men giving a woman a dirty snachez, a spiderman, and abe lincoln. JSA forever!!!!!!!!

Dude I franked your mom last night with Hot Sauce and Damien.

by Martin September 14, 2006