martin's definitions

narh danz

A 'Rude Boy', Who insists on following the rest of the 'Narh Danz' crowd by wearing the same cloths and talking/walking in the same, rather stupid way in order to show strength.

I was Approached By a group of Narhs who stole my money
or
I was approached By a group of Narh Danz who stole my money

by Martin January 27, 2004

clevace

the clevace is the gap that runs from the small of your back around to your nuts/twat

i kicked him in the clevace

by Martin February 16, 2005

Lennard Skinard

someone who listens to nardcore.

hey check out Lennard Skinard.

by martin December 17, 2003

Everyone is Different

A phrase often used to prevent children from coming to grips with the harsh realities of the world.

Just remember, you are unique. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

by Martin May 3, 2004

council juice

Scottish slang term for any cheap alcoholic drink drunk by young neds and jakies. Most commonly refers to buckfast.

'I'm rattlin big chap had a heavy night on the council juice last night'

by martin October 16, 2004

wanker

A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.

In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).

Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...

"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"

by martin November 10, 2003

dap

a fist-on-fist greeting, front-to-front as if each person is punching each other on the hand

He gave me a dap when we greeted

by martin April 3, 2005