2 definitions by markwill

Top Definition
The sound of Stephen Colbert's voice.
Mark: Oh, what is that oral velvet broadcasting from the television?
Luke: It's the Colbert Report, you pretentious fuck!
#stephen #colbert #oral #velvet #candy #masterbation
by markwill May 07, 2008
When a parent kills their child AFTER s/he has been born.
Dad: "Tina, if you come home after 11 I'm going to retro abortion your ass!"
#abortion #retro #abusive parenting #threats #children
by markwill April 04, 2008
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