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Definitions by markwill

oral velvet 

The sound of Stephen Colbert's voice.
Mark: Oh, what is that oral velvet broadcasting from the television?
Luke: It's the Colbert Report, you pretentious fuck!
oral velvet by markwill May 8, 2008

retro abortion

When a parent kills their child AFTER s/he has been born.
Dad: "Tina, if you come home after 11 I'm going to retro abortion your ass!"
retro abortion by markwill April 4, 2008