1 definition by marina and the diamonds bigfan

Maryland

You can get jumped in the suburbs. You're weird if you don't like at least crabs, crab-cakes, or crab soup. You've gotta know a rich white kid from Harford County who plays lacrosse. You say warsh instead of wash, and wooder instead of water, but people make fun of you for it so you've adjusted your accent to sound more normal. You're not really sure if during the civil war you counted as the union or the confederacy. Predominantly racist white areas are right near predominantly black areas. The ghetto is right near the rich area. Baltimore is the center of race problems and murder. Nobody cares about Annapolis even though it's the capital. Harford County kids talk like Californians. They say like, dude, and bro. We are America but in a small state.

Kyle: I like play lacrosse and I enjoy eating crabs. I drink a lot of wooder.
Jen: Must be from Maryland.

by marina and the diamonds bigfan July 3, 2017