5 definitions by marcus daniel malloid
During extreme impaction constipation, enemas and oral laxatives must be used. Breakthrough occurs when you finally shit out the last of the acorns and the diarrhea from your oral laxatives finally breaks through the fist sized corm of fecal clumps you were trying to squeeze out of your dry, fissured anus, giving you that sweet relief of liquid diarrhœa. Usually accompanied by uncontrollable vomiting.
To the photo lab technician in Walgreens: Those enemas and laxatives really helped me achieve breakthrough last night.
by marcus daniel malloid March 2, 2023
During extreme impaction constipation, enemas and oral laxatives must be used. Breakthrough occurs when you finally shit out the last of the acorns and the diarrhea from your oral laxatives finally breaks through the fist sized corm of fecal clumps you were trying to squeeze out of your dry, fissured anus, giving you that sweet relief of liquid diarrhœa. Usually accompanied by uncontrollable vomiting.
To the photo lab technician in Walgreens: Those enemas and laxatives really helped me achieve breakthrough last night.
by marcus daniel malloid March 2, 2023
1. To Masturbate; jack off
2. To furiously clean the penis
3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo
2. To furiously clean the penis
3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo
"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"
"I'm polishing the torpedo."
"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."
"I'm polishing the torpedo."
"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."
by marcus daniel malloid March 26, 2008
a party held over a fax machine. usually between two people. It's like text messaging, but it's free. You can even draw doodles or fax pictures!
"Hey Chelsea! Do you want to have a fax machine party?"
Chelsea: "Freak! You are so weird! No, I don't want to have a fax machine party! Leave me alone or I will call the cops!"
Chelsea: "Freak! You are so weird! No, I don't want to have a fax machine party! Leave me alone or I will call the cops!"
by marcus daniel malloid February 7, 2008
It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.
Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.
Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
by marcus daniel malloid May 15, 2023