2 definitions by marbury986

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When a guy comes back from the gym all grimy and sweaty, and makes his boyfriend go to work on his (sexual) plumbing while wearing the plumber jeans that show off the top of his ass crack. Usually, but not always, a handjob.
Dan: Wanna go out tonight?

Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.

Joe: You guys are so gay.
by marbury986 September 26, 2009

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When someone tells the same joke over and over, apparently in the belief that, although it was completely lame the first 50 times, at some point between the 51st and 2057th times, it will magically become funny.
Monday
Dan: You love the penis so much.

Tuesday
Dan: Why do you love the penis so much?

Wednesday
Dan: I'd like you better if you didn't love the penis so much!

Thursday
Dan: You still love the penis way too much.
Joe: Quit with the goddamn Dan Jokes already!
Dan: Ok, I'll quit... just as soon as you stop loving the penis so much!
Joe: I hate you.
by marbury986 February 26, 2010

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