A person who has never peed in the shower. Is generally afraid to urinate in said bathroom because they feel the toilet monster will get upset and clog their bowels, and they insist on urinating in a toilet since it's right there. Obviously the shower is more convenient because no flushing is required.
"If I pee in the shower, the toilet monster will clog my bowels! My mom will kill me if we buy anymore constipation medication!"
"Relax, you're such an Andy. Just pee."
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