39 definitions by maninboulder

Christie Camel Toe

The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.

Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..

by maninboulder September 16, 2016

Louie Gohmert Pyle

Without a doubt, the stupidest person who has ever held a seat in Congress.

Louie Gohmert Pyle makes Gomer Pyle look like a Rhodes Scholar.

by maninboulder December 28, 2022

hippo fart

A very large smelly fart, the kind of which you would expect from a two-ton mammal, but actually coming from a human.

Hey dude, don't be cutting those hippo farts around me. You belong in a zoo.

by maninboulder November 3, 2005

Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"

Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

by maninboulder June 13, 2010